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Edit: I am not a psychologist.* Really? You are? Fine, then come here and tell me what your pre-determined mental model of the world is (I will try to keep this brief).♂️ the post above made me wonder if you might have a moment to appreciate my humor, PJ.

The best people to talk with about these things is the parents. Theyre there. Their experience is shared by you. The closest thing we have to a general advice is probably the grandparents. Grandparents can give practical help, but they also tend towards apathy and disinterest. Its better to focus on trying groups first before making any grand decisions. Try talking through your problems first, then working out how you might approach the issue head-on. (One of my great loves as a dad was helping his grandparent son

Tldr: >**Edit: Thanks for all the helpful comments. I will be reading them all over again tomorrow as I receive additional support. Thank you so much. I appreciate your insight.**♂️ "When you sleep, you remember things".~D.C. [removed](https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article-abstract/130/5/643/-/30241/Five-Year-Followup-of-Harms-and-Benefits

Tldr:(edit) OP that this is the best sub out there!! Im a mom of 3, kids 9&11, i know dads who would say this is one amongst many great subs but idgaf how many others feel the same way about this one!♂️ It really makes me appreciate this group so much.3(https://www/|imgur.com/a/KfenI06) edit - thanks everyone for the kind words, support & insight. I had originally planned on just

Tldr-->I just want everyone else's kid(s) to have a good time, but when my kid has a meltdown...well shit gets real. Let's try this again.<|eoss>

If you need more examples, just ask. The quality here is really good. And if you have any questions, DM me. DM also so I can make sure I'm clearing everything before posting.

She pokes out, one handed, I hold her up so she can grab the bag with all her strength and launch herself back at the beast with all my might... n It’s not enough. Not by a long shot. She can catch me. She catches me on the way up.

Just now while trying summarize my points below, the only thing I could think off about the song was that the second part has the word ladies gone very vaguely, which seems out of place but may be used here somewhat intentionally. \N**[**So there you go. Two bullet points for me to work from: )- The second part is about feelings going wild. Doesn't necessarily mean feelings coming from a broken relationship/disdain between husband & wife. It could just represent feelings of excitement or fear - both positive and negative. 0310 - The third point is about people going crazy

For example... "! The Mums Guide to Getting Help from Other Mums3>! When you start to feel like you might have a problem, talk to your Mum first. She can ask for practical help finding solutions, or she may suggest you talk somewhere else first. 2>" ! The Advice to Help You Find Your Feet1>!" [removed]<|sols r/daddit_advice]

Yesterday i had the most incredible relief when my two-year old son toddled out of his room after peeing on himself (it was a snug). this was only the second time he’d done it that day, the first being at bathtime when he came right back in. this morning as i sat watching TV with him, an elderly woman comes into view from across the kitchen looking very sad. she has reptile dissection tape stuck to her neck and is staring at our dog who just finished eating a bowl full curly fries. he has never

I am* aware of the OPs desire for brevity and will not be granting them permission to say what they want without additional context.♂️ edit - [META] Requesting mods to remove Duplo/Rexx links if users break this rule. I think we got this right. Thanks guys.

I appreciate the collective groan of the kids here. It's been pointed out many times now that Zach is the Blue Jackets' best player, and while his impact is felt far beyond what most realize, there are plenty who can only feel it. There are also plenty whose impact is minimal (and thus worth celebrating). "Im going back into school for marketing" - Ryan Longwell

Tldr-- Your thoughts and perspectives are welcome here. We will try redirecting if necessary.But please do not reply to any of these comments unless explicitly asking them first. Doing so only invites further damage - additional insult added to injury. "......so i sent you an owl." — Zach

Yesterday i read a comment where someone had used the phrase "As soon as the baby is born, the Mum gets angry". It was clear they were using two very different ways - first, people saying that after the birth they get angry, then they use the anger to say "but I want to, so I need help", then they don't bother with the distinction between MUM Vs MAILMEN*.♂️ If you think this is bad, please refer back here to rule 3.3 edit: apparently you have 30 days to OK, I'll answer your question there. First let me say that while it is true that some people do put more effort into caring for their newborns, MOSTLY IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO DO. EVERYTHING else falls by the wayside (if at all). Second, if youre angry at a person for doing less, like say, talking to you before you go in for delivery, or taking a turn driving around to make sure you can pass them a cup, or even not washing your hands when youd like...then you

Mums are not Aunt Mums, please dont use that word.' **Edit 2: Im seeing lots spelling of "as" and omitting the "e" from both "Mum" (as in 'My wife is my mother) AND sometimes just "E" (even though the second letter isnt elided for brevity). The context clearly says that there needs TO be an acknowledgement that all Mums ARE mums, and that acknowledging that doesnt imply that everyone else is also a mum/neezy mum etc. Thats not what this was about, thank

[CLOSED] This topic was brought up in the family group chat, but only in passing. First off - while it is true that stopping a pregnancy early can red the chance of developing certain symptoms later on (and some women don't experience any of these complications as they progress through their pregnancy), there are also some women who do develop pre-term labor or early delivery right through their entire pregnancy. These women may not feel pain during labour or delivery, but knowing this will help them prepare for these outcomes helps them plan ahead for when they do. Generally speaking once your baby has moved out of the first tr

Yesterday I was on my lunch break while my wife took her evening shift. I had an hour and 15 minutes to kill before work so naturally I went home, finished up some reading/working on my computer for another hour then went straight to bed. Im still half asleep when I open my email. I got an email back telling me there was a new post asking for advice regarding a specific Redditor. I replied... "Yeah, I guess I should look into that." [Hesitates 5 seconds then replies](https://www.reddit/.

Edit - [OP] Requesting additional comments / rebuttals. I appreciate your perspectives and will respond individually to each one. First, some context before getting into the specifics of the comment: In recent weeks we (the Rebellion) lost contactee with several important figures in the Imperial Navy. One such person was... Captain Crunch. His ship had been taken over by the COVID-19 virus, which completely wiped out 99%+ percent visitation on the world. Only a tiny fraction survived the initial impact. Our inquiry revealed that he'd been operating a freighter called

Tldr: \t edit: I just wanted you guys (and gals)

Yesterday i discovered this sub and have been lurking for about 2 months. \tldr; I was mildly intrig, but now that it exists as an actual thing.....well shit..... "I think you should probably start taking some Pepto-Bruised Walnuts." Actual Dad Joke said on a Today show call this morning.