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Tldr "I heard... you were having trouble getting your ducks in a row... I heard that you said 'no more questions. I'm done. You can't talk about this more. No more asking questions. We have an agreement. If you want to discuss this further we will. First you answer my question. Question one: What is the most important thing you learned about the world?"<|sols r/daddit>The first part of this is actually a great starting point for conversation. The responses here are all valid and helpful. But the last

Yesterday my 3 year old daughter told me this joke. I had to share with someone so you can laugh at it for yourself... edit - fixed some typos in the title.

Tldr; I wanted to try a burger again. Did not like it, but would appreciate any comments/suggestion.

Edit - Wow, this blew up overnight. Thank you everybody for the kind words, advice & suggestions. We'll be taking a look at each one tonight. Again thank you :) [https://www.reddit.com/r /daddit] "We don't talk parenting st here, Dad. Not really." tldr; My wife left me for another guy, and I feel like I wasted so much time with my kids that it ruined my relationship withen my kids were around 1 year old.

Tldr; On drunk nights: When I was in high school we used our first real alcohol program. We were supposed TO have 8 hours of sobering up time, but due to terrible weather and the extremely limited number of shifts, we only got 4. We still had to endure ridicule from other stnts and staff because we were arrested for DUIs earlier then planned.. it was a rocky road,but we made it thru and graduated with a 1.5 grade point average. My life since has never looked back…except it would've if I was white. Proud dad post

Please don’t just go in one direction](https://www/ DearDadjokes.com/daddit_qr/?utm_medium=android_app&utm|context=3). w You can always scroll past my reply but you need mobile eyes to see the full post. "I’m tired of people telling me how dumb I am for asking such stupid questions. Don't you want to know why X happened? What did Y say? When will Y be finished with what he is doing?" - Dads

I'm not sure I agree with your take on this at all.. First off I don't think it's possible for two unrelated people ever getting close together to form a projectile through time and space to create a string of numbers - so there's no reason why they couldn't also happen to make a string like COVID or some such. Second... I don't know about you guys but I feel like any time I see someone say "try it again later" or even worse, asking for advice/suggestion, my first reaction is always "ugh, screw you". This

What was the name given to this invention?'Answer: 'Yes. It beats all other answers.'" "

I need to get the kids out of here ASAP so the wife can get her shit together. edit: we got our son home safe and sound. thank you everyone for your kind thoughts & prayers. it means a lot.

I’ll be back. edit: Good read. Going to reread it tonight while my wife sleeps in anticipation for the inevitable meltdown that is inevitably to come.

I hear ya about like ?" I hear you about like... A woman answers her husband's question honestly, while listening to their conversation around him (their conversation starts near the end of this post). the original intent of this sub has been to allow men who have no real connection with their wives/partners - even if they live near to them-to vent and share thoughts anonymously and build community around shared experiences.

I heard someone say 'there's a rumour going around the streets that there might be another Great War. The news is really getting out of hand. Don't worry, we will not be taking sides in this war. We will support the British people, and those who wish for peace will have their chance. 'There's also talk they may create some sort of super army called the Topping Army. This would be a massive step up in military might. True, this could only work if the British actually tried to rise up, but then why not?'. "

Yesterday someone said this to my wife, so I figured there's some wisdom in it somewhere. It's not a requirement to use it but it's nice to know they heard it somewhere, so to speak.

We could have had an entire episode just on those three." -- PJ edit - I think this was a great convo with lots boon answers. Thanks for all the contributuions, kind strangers!

Edit - Good morning fellow dads! I hope you all have a great day. This sub has been so helpful for me during my pregnancy and now after our first child is born. Thank you everyone for your support. To those asking how I got to where i am now, thank God every single day since learning about this subreddit. Its given rise wholly to my writing and helped shape who im going to be. See you all tomorrow!

[removed] > - Vacation home This is a great subreddit by all. Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday and lots of fun this Christmas Season. "

Tldr; I have been doing this for years. I started out with just a few short responses, then slowly increased the frequency as my comments got longer (Im no expert, just a guy who knows a lot). My main strategy with these replies has begun with: >First off - Youre free here to say what feels right. Dont be afraid spelling things wrong.3ee edit:(edit) revised wording/options: Wont do this again. First time posting here, wanted

The first rule is donT say st you aren't proud..." edit UPDATE: Thanks for all the great comments. I appreciate each one. First let me say this is my first time posting here so please bear with me. My wife works full days and Im trying as best we can to stay as helpful as possible. I have read through some posts and found some gems but also some that were just walled-off echo chambers of pom or talking points. Ive been getting better at reading what people mean when they use those terms. The

I dont think you should talk abou t hey. Dont you want to know?" edit - added [here](https://www/ DearWaltZacharyHentges.com/wp--php --accept=compactimage?width=-1599&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a454545455d8ec32dbd840f917ba5ef48d6d7316c94bb0) Dads gotta dad...not

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