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I tried to find a rock with a map on it, it didn’t work.

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  • Edit - thanks for all the gems of wisdom here! I've read through them all and will apply them where they pertain. The moderation team is looking for thoughtful responses instead...<|sols r/daddit>Happy Father's Day everyone!

    • The most notorious of which was a woman named Susan. She had been married to Bill for 30 years and they were living in their home on an estate with two other women at the time. The house belonged by d

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  • Edit - [OP] This is a great sub. You guys are awesome!I’m going back through the replies looking for similar things. If there are any good gems worth replying too, please do! <|sols r/daddit>

    • What's your favorite Minecraft skin?

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    • Aus) has been found dead in a car crash. He was aged 74 and lived for over 30 years, but his family say he was not the only one.

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    • When do you consider rough sex to be rough?

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  • When it becomes “too much friction/anxiety/frustration” and you start having thoughts ‘why couldn’t she just use a boob job?’ the friction/hurdle starts when you start “realizing that this isn’T going well”, when you stop caring and just focus on getting your dick nice and wet again, when the only thing stopping you from doing that is self doubt... she then gets frustratingly frustrated with the women who ask for help on how their sex life has changed because they can no longer concentrate during pregnancy or during

    • When do you consider rough sex to be rough?

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  • She pokes, you crack me up. -D

    • A new series of posts from the lovely and talented Nelly. This is her first time posting on this blog! My favourite moment in my life was when I found out that one of our old friends had died after be

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  • You have just spent 3 minutes telling me how stupid I am for even asking such an insane question. You said you wished your daughter to be like Spiderman. My daughter is now almost 5 years old so she will already know what a pun is. However...She doesn't need to know that by the time she gets to the age where she needs to brace herself for danger, you also won't be around to tell her about all of the puns that have already been used.3 If you enjoyed this post, please consider becoming one of

    • I’ve never done anything but enjoy my art, but I still want to make comics, so I created a comic that features a trans man who’s afraid of coming out but wishes he’d been able to live his life with a

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  • Tldr best way to troll is through a combination — clever use of sub-headings, and clever wordplay. The primary purpose here isn’t to offend but rather drive home the point that all other comments in /daddit aren't very helpful, particularly when they come at you as people trying to offer solutions. It also doesn't hurt if you misspelling/poor choice of words gives your opponent an opening. -H.

    • I like the game, but it's a shame that I can't play with my friends or family anymore because of this stupid ass shit from EA and they're going to have me banned for life... Seriously? They just don’t

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    • I have a huge crush on the sun iigher *My wife is furious with me every morning because she feels like it’s been hours since we spoke and I haven’t done one single thing you had 2 small talk sessions

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  • Edit - just thought I would share... "When I met you, I didn’T know what happiness was, I only knew ‘me’.’ Now that he has lived here for a while.. I see how you live it. The way you talk to him. The jokes you tell him. tldr; You have made a friend for life time who loves you back. And if he doesn’ t love us back soon enough… well…. That’ll be something he

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  • Edit: Wow thank everyone so much for the love, advice & support! This sub has been overwhelmingly helpful with getting me through PSA verification so far. Thank you all! [removed]<|sols r/daddit_announcements>

    • this will be my first time posting anything on this subreddit, what should i do?

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    !< I know this seems like a lot... but I'm actually making use - as a journal entry, for example.)<

    • The Evil One's Mask of the Devil: A True Story by J.D.'s father, William D. "Wally" Wollheim Jr., a man who was once considered one in a million (though he has since been found to be just as unlucky).

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  • Wow. Thanks for making my wife so happy today. She has such an acute sense of what everyone means when they say “this affects me very personally”. That is exactly why I want to respond as quickly & clearly as possible. I have two main points here: # 1) The OP was responding directly/via text to a post elsewhere in the /asslips sub. While that isn't illegal, it certainly doesn*t feel appropriate given the context. & # 2), while the OP didn't actually reply to any comments there, she did reply

    • Man eats a banana, and then starts crying

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  • Edit - thanks for the awards and upvotes! I appreciate each and every one of you. And I will respond to more if they keep coming.

    • I've been coming to this place for years. My family and friends have enjoyed it every time we go here, but the last few times they were in town my wife's boyfriend was there so she wanted us all out o

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  • Tldr; Why am i so special? Because I got X comments all saying Y things about me! And they were all connected to a big thing that happened yesterday! r "why is my cat such an ass"?<|>

    • The Drowned Child (The Drowning Child) [Official Video] Australia's first woman to swim in the Great Barrier Reef, is an Olympic gold medalist in the 100m Freestyle

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  • Edit: I think we need better moderation tools! Posting rule #5 is very loose, so don't post more than you need to. Just keep it short. Don’t go crazy. Some of the replies were useful, and others were just bad. But there was some common ground between the two camps. So I think everyone will come around. Good luck getting through all of them! <|sols r/daddit>Happy 4th of July Weekend! Cheers!< |sol|>

    • I have been to the restaurant twice and each time I was extremely disappointed in their food, service or atmosphere...and again they are located on a busy street so you can't really expect much of it

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  • Thanks for the ketchup joke, lads!](https: i>["Thank you, I’m not sure how the baby eats his vegetables," my wife said, chuckling. She had been making ketchup almost every day for a week – though she still occasionally dips the ketchup in milk before we eat them. "That’s good. Don't mention it. It makes me feel very French!") I chuckled too, thinking her joke was very funny even though I obviously hadn't explained anything beyond what I just said. ed

    • The song) by The Weeknd, and it's a great song about how men treat women. tldr: Men are not the only ones who treat you badly.I'm sorry that happened to you! I don't think you should have been in that

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  • Removed] In hindsight not only did NOT go through with that idea (at which point I probably would have gone even further) but I probably should've done a better job of communicating how it would go. Saying "there's no need whatsoever to worry about it" was perhaps a bit much? Trying really hard to make this about My Wife AND The Baby Anyway *Wife has been sick with Covid twice now; she is still at the hospital with a cough/flu, and has been for some time already - she will need to stay as long or longer - while I feel it'll help her sleep better

    • Gestures at three nearby cows, one of them is identified as Chip. I've been assigned to watch the cows, and it's going well.Wife was out of town on a work trip, so I took over while she cooked. The

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  • I think this is a great post and you are very welcome here. The main problem I have arises when people seem gleefully taking advantage spelling mistakes by simply adding st after the fact. edit - thanks for all the insight, advice & encouragement. I've read through the comments and can vouch for the quality of discussion here. It really is a nice feeling being part Chat corner. And thanks to everyone who took time off work today to help with this! <|sols r/daddit>“Just thought I'd share my lil man find tool.”<

    • When do you consider rough sex to be rough?

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  • Removed] edit: deleted Happy Father’s Day! I hope you all have a great day. < |eols|>