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  • I am very sorry for my poor English, but I will try my best to be better in the future!The first one is a good way to get the joke out. Edit: typos. The second one is just a joke, I don't know what the joke was supposed to mean. But the third one is the same as before, so you can make it up as you go.Thanks man, I'll try my hardest to improve my English "Its a joke about

  • “I’m taking some pictures of this guy” 4.5. If you’re going for the more dramatic approach, you can incl a few more details like ‘he is very tall, he has big hands, he wears sunglasses, and he was walking by himself when we met him.” "https://i.imgur.com/a/_kvY7R.jpg", "https: edit: https:/sols r/shitpost_comments_here_are_the_comments_here_are

  • \tifhe was in the batmobile avel "^Im just going through my old messages and seeing if I could find anything interesting here. \tThe batmobile is a reference to the Arrow Arrow and Flashpoint movie. \tche batman is a parody name for the character of Batman, as is the fact that he wears a mask that is similar but has different colors. ^[I just wanted everyone to know that Im not trying too hard to make a joke outta this.\

  • You’re not wrong. I’m sorry. I don’t know why I did this, maybe I‘m being dramatic. But I”m just trying to make myself better, to be better for myself. I hate, you are the biggest problem in my life right now. If I could stop hating them completely, then I would. I would do something, but I dont know how to do it. I wish I knew how to change things. Maybe I can change things because I“m an idiot. Maybe we can get better together." Reply:

  • [ >Im here to say that I love you, and that were going places together. Weve been friends since high school, and weve had a lot of fun times together. Weve both had our ups and downs, but well never forget the good times. yours best friend, and im not asking for a reaction shot, just a quick reminder that you are a great person.

  • \tI am a man (and i have a tiny dick) but i have an opinion on this comment. dont repeat anything else in the comment, or in the thread, or any other comments you may have read in this sub. im a man >im sorry for being r, but im trying very hard to be helpful. you are very kind and i hope that i help you. i thanks for being kind and helpful. im very sorry for making you feel like i did. o

  • \tI am a slut. the fact that I have a baby and I have to share it with my partner means that I am a whore. That's how I feel.That’s not how you feel, it isn’t how you think, but it sounds like you are trying to get back at OP for being a whoreI am not a whore, but I do think I am one. I don't think I’

  • I am a man of culture, a man who has lived a very fulfilling life. edit: [https://youtu.be/mRn9wz5i-t-U](https: i am a MAN OF CULTURE, a person who HAS LIVED A VERY SUSTAINING LIFE.) "Its so good, I just love it when people are kind to me and help me out."I'm glad you have a great life!<|soop

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    ](https: _//www.reddit.com/r/AssLips/comments/) "The worst thing about this is that people are so eager to be helpful that they forget to be polite. So they're not helping anyone, they're just being helpful themselves. I'm a good person, I'm trying to help people, but I cant help myself when people just want to be nice to me and tell me what to do. I can't help myself, I can only help

  • \t https://www/.<aol.com/r/shitpost/comments/a0p9xo/-/e0z2s8. I’m pretty sure that’s what the sub was for. It’d be like “gay men have been around since before time, so we should be able enjoy them without having to >I’ve always been a man of culture and I‘m not gay. I am a man who loves women and has sex with them. i know this is low hanging fruit but I”m trying my best<|soopr u/ph00p

  • This isnt how we get our first gig. We just started a new company. We have a great idea for a new location, a great team, and a great customer. i need to get our feet wet. someone else here has had a great experience. I hope you have a good time!The title is not the problem. The sub is not where the problem lies. You are the problem.I don't know why I'm

  • *"What did you mean about weasels? Ive heard them for years. "... " We are not animals, we have feelings and emotions." (https://www3uncertain.com/video/10386490) " ^(haha, that's so funny)", laugh out loud!You seem like a pretty nice person, but you just took the bait from a guy who lied and used the wrong pronouns.

  • I don't want to sound condescending to anyone but here's a link to some pornhub.com[https://www.oh/ fuck yeah. What's up d?<|soocr u/ The_Great__Curve-->"Pornhub" is literally just an acronym for Pornhub. Its basically the same as "pornhub", but youre actually talking about something totally different. Im a guy who has been watching

  • here, here, here. "Theres a way to get back to the past. Im going there. I cant remember where I am. I think I might have fallen asleep. I wish I could go back. I dont know how to go back."This is the best one yet. It's like when someone says "Im gonna get up and do this