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Turns out he meant it in a much more literal sense

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  • His behavior was objectionable.

    • Quiver of endless arrows > "I don't track ammo"

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  • I've been known to give my players a magic purse that makes coins weigh nothing before.

    • Tell me something only you would know.

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  • She's pointing at herself when she asks "what's your favourite thing" - imagine the disappointment of being beaten out by a hat.

    • Tell me something only you would know.

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  • Yeah. If you've ever used detect thoughts repeatedly in a campaign, you know how little information you actually get from surface thoughts.

    • When you have a high bluff score.

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  • Konsi, When was the last time you took a day off?

    • "I didn't lie, I just didn't tell you the entire truth"

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  • You better make a kid or you're gonna have failed to pay your bills.

    • Help me budget, my familiar is starving

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  • As an evil wizard, you could pay your staff less than 2000g and make some savings.

    • A matter of perspective.

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  • Honestly, if the doppleganger is acting exactly like Konsi, does it really matter if she got replaced?

    • It's important that you know what you're doing when dealing with a magic item you don't want anymore

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  • I always dispose of my cursed and evil magic items that by planting them in the villain's house then tipping off the city guard that they have it.

    • Their alignment is good, but their vibe is chaotic

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  • This is what paperwork is for.

    • When you need an excuse to dress up.

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  • It's amazing what shampoo can accomplish

    • Why do people always ask how big the room is first?

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  • It's nice to at least pretend to the DM that you care about their lovingly crafted environments before you burn them down.

    • This campaign will be smooth and meticulously planned out

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  • They're both the same picture.

    • Spiritual advice

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  • Wizards always got to be spending every free moment they have scribing spells - gotta fill that spellbook up. It's like a 100% achievement.