But my time is finally near...

What if it remained English, but with the change that a new phonetic spelling system is used instead of the clusterfuck that is regular English spelling?

Wat if it remejnd Inglish, bat wit de chejnđ dat a nju fonetik speling sistem iz juzed insted of de klasterfak dat iz de regjular Inglish speling.

And for former Relay users, Summit will feel pretty familiar.

I was just about to answer OP with "any ut99 weapon". Even the backup melee one was great in the right situation.

Though my favourite of them is probably the rocket launcher, but only by a thin margin. Mostly because my favourite map was always the small dojo one (morbias][), and that only has rockets and the occasional redeemer. Just pure death match all the time..

You can still install custom ROMs, I'm running one right now. They make you wait a week to unlock the bootloader, however it seems there's a possibility of that going away in the future, it's not very clear.

But also, seeing as the phone is using a mediatek chip, your custom ROM support will be limited.

Don't be silly, anger isn't an emotion, duh.

"Detecting eyes not focused! Please focus."

github - Deppenzentrum

Checks out.

Well, the power metal rendition of the mario theme by Powerglove does slap.

Last year I made a fake twitter account using a temp email just to look at some tweets from an artist's account. The fake account had a random gibberish username, and I only used it for a few minutes and logged out. Then, about 6 months later I needed to use it again to check something, so I logged back in and noticed the fake account now had 200 followers.

Draw your own conclusions from that.

Yeah but with Linux you have to open up a terminal and input cryptic commands someone on the internet gave you in order to stop the distro from spying on you... /s