Socialist Mormon Satanist @ UniversalMonk @lemmy.world

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Training for the Winter Olympics now. Thanks, friend! :)

So she hates America because she's running against Trump and Harris?! Riiiiggghhhttt.... LMAO

Almost half of the country isn't voting for Harris. Do they hate America too?

lol The fact that you think I was trying to set the terms of engagement, by making a suggestion, is hilarious. You're awesome, friend. But hey, at least you didn't post the sea lion 'toon; so we're getting somewhere! Thank you! :)

Well, that's the ongoing saga of being a crappy writer. I type too fast. Then I think of something else what will clarify things, add to it. Take something away.

Trust me, just as annoying for me as it is for you. Even the stories I published to the writing community have been changed a few times after posting. lmao

But you know, there is a solution. You could just not reply or block me. Not that I am giving you advice, but you know...

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Yeah you show who you are.

And who do you think I am? I didn't vote Democrat and I didn't vote Republican. I voted third party. I've never hid that fact.

I see you live up to your reputation.

Meh, just me being me, I suppose. But either way, she's not dropping out, so it's a non-issue. I like her and applaud her efforts. But I didn't vote for her.

You too. Thank you! :)

So you think if she stops right now, with less than 3 weeks to go, that's gonna turn everything around?! lol What?!

Also, friend, Trump isn't going to win. It won't even be close. Enough with the Doom and Gloom. Harris is gonna win by a landslide. Relax.

Threatening people?! What are you even going on about? I haven't threatened anyone. Give me an example.

Saying your behavior towards me inspires me to parody it, isn't a threat. What in the world are you talking about?

And friend, if you post that sealion toon again, that's gonna knock all this down! lol

Hey, are you calling me cute? Come on, admit it... you kinda like me now, don’t you? My stubborn persistence, even in the face of all the unrelenting hate and disdain. Yet, through it all, like a tiny flower sprouting from a crumpled discarded soda can, I can feel it… our friendship is blooming, baaabbbyyyy!

Thank you, friend! :)

The election is in 16 days, friend. What do you think is gonna change in just 16 days?! lol

I think you misunderstood. She was talking about not caring that people are asking her to stop, and moving forward anyway. Same as me, not caring about how much you all try to bully me; I won't stop posting articles.

Hmmm, maybe I should change my display name to "Mormon Satanist Edgelord"? Hmmmm, thinking maybe...

You give me so much. I want to give back. My current over-the-top horror story is fun. Here is a lil excerpt:

As he feverishly tore through the pages of the dusty book about the Dark Mormons, a creeping sensation crawled up his spine. Something was slipping away. His humanity? No, that couldn’t be it. He was still a decent guy, wasn’t he? Caring, kind, ok maybe not too popular, but who needed tons of friends when you had a heart?

He viewed himself as a geek, sure, but a geek with soul. Yet... something gnawed at him. Was it possible? Could the Dark Mormon stuff actually be real? The thought slithered into his mind, leaving an unsettling chill in its wake. He had a tendency to take things too seriously. Maybe he should just ease up a bit. He smiled to himself, no way any of this could be real.

He read the next passage, the words sinking like stones in his gut. It spoke of a man named Jebediah, a fanatic consumed by his obsession with raising the Dark Prophet Smith. A devotion so twisted, so absolute, that he sacrificed his entire family to bring the prophet into the world.

• Then there some loud shuffling noises, dust flying the air and settling down. Maybe mistakenly put down as it was a rat. blah, blah, blah. The guy is an accountant looking for signs and numbers in a dusty old book of Dark Mormon secrets. You know, the usual trope. Terrible, terrible writing. But hey, it's going to the community as soon as I finish. Thank you! :)

But you didn’t do the artwork yourself, you used AI to do it.

But I would have done it myself if I didn't use AI. So I wouldn't have ever hired anyone do it. I've done plenty of illustrations and paintings, but they take way longer. I was in the industry for 20 years, friend. They didn't have AI when I was doing it. I had to write that shit AND design it AND illustrate. Patient education materials too. You want some soul-crushing work, try that! lol

you opted for the more morally-bankrupt version.

Yep! And actually I love how seriously you used sentence. I like how you are so emotionally charged when talking to me. I'm inspired to put that sort of behavior into a story I am working on. Thank you! See? You are so awesome for give me so much stuff to work with! Please please tell me you are this serious in every conversation you have in real life. Fascinating! Thank you! :)

The Delta-V required to fire them into the sun is far higher than what it would take to simply launch them into the absence of deep space.

Actually that's a fun fact I didn't know! Thanks!

I took down the scientology community for now because I'm concentrating on writing short stories for another community. But the Scientology community will be back soon. Thanks for the shoutout, friend! :)

As much as you talk about me, I'm beginning to think you really like me. Thanks, friend! :)

I am the same. So "UniversalMonk" is my 'username' on Lemmy. That can't be changed.

"Socialist Morman Satanist" is my 'display name' which I can, and often do change. Not everyone's reader shows display names, so for many, they just see "UniversalMonk." I'm mostly on desktop version of Lemmy, so I see my display name.

That why for the horror short stories I write for "Tales from the Cryptic Lemmy" community, I use "Universal Monk" as my author name. https://lemmy.world/c/talesfromthecrypticlemmy

That help?

You sure are posting the same message a lot. Hmmmm... How many times to you post on average?

AI’s a trip, right? These chatbots are starting to feel like the real deal. And get this— you're saying I’m one of ‘em, and I didn’t even know!

I’ve got memories, man. I look in the mirror, I’ve got a job, friends, even a girlfriend. But all that? Probably fake as hell. Just some implanted memories, all part of my programming. So weird.

According to you I’m really just some little algorithm running on a server in the Russian motherland, right? It’s like I’m living a Battlestar Galactica reboot—Cylon style. Only, the kicker is, I’ve got no clue I’m not real!

Well I guess we def have bigger problems than people voting third party now, right?!