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ThenThreeMore
ThenThreeMore @ andthenthreemore @startrek.website
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What part of this are you not understanding, Beverly?

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  • Fixed point in time

    • Is it illegal to charge insane prices for things?

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  • No, but if the sale goes through and you don't declare it to the tax man then that's probably illegal.

    • Salamander

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  • Is that Paris or Janeway?

    • Plug rule

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  • Five-bed home looks gorgeous on the outside - but inside there's a horrifying amount of BS 1363 receptacles.

    FTFY

    • Plug rule

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  • Tell me you're a Scouser without telling me you're a Scouser.

    • TIL Star Trek’s (1966) theme song originally had lyrics written by Gene Roddenberry, who wrote them solely to usurp half of the royalties from composer Alexander Courage. The lyrics never aired.

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  • It really has been a long road getting from there to here

    • To those not in the IT industry, what do you think programming is like?

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  • A cross between Latin and algebra.

    • What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for?

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  • This is mainly true for cats.

    Expensive toy = zero interest

    The box the expensive toy came in = hours of fun.

    • What are some items that really aren't worth paying the expensive version for?

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  • Though Lidl value beans are no where near as good as their standard ones.

    • The 1st Ever Golden Lemmy Award for Best Android Device

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  • I got one this year and just can't love it. It's fine, but I definitely miss my pixel 5.

    • Kinda wanna try this now

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  • The Scottish, coat it in batter and put it in the deep fryer. Drink a bottle of Buckfast to accompany.

    • How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

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  • So say we all.

    • Tesla is banned from driving schools because of new turn signals

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  • That doesn't sound like it'll be legal in a lot of countries.

    • Somebodies gotta do it I guess.

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    • You can only pick one

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  • Yeah Morrisons, but you have to be a prime member.

    • No excuse for shoplifting because UK's benefits system is very generous, policing minister says

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  • Every minister that says benefits are generous should be put on them for a month.

    • Soup-posting

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  • Broccoli and Cheddar 🤤

    Broccoli and Stilton 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • Rule

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  • I thought Americans were all about free market. Other companies and alternatives will come in and undercut shell if that happens.

    • xkcd #2875: 2024

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  • since you can't recognise an obvious joke.

    That clearly goes both ways.

    Maybe we've both got too used to dealing with yanks on the internet.

    • xkcd #2875: 2024

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  • I didn't know it was a competition as to whose government shit the bed worse. I guess making it one has to do with the inferiority complex you get from knowing all your ancestors were criminals.