I'd like to see more Doom speedruns where the jump-scares break the fourth wall and the keyboard starts gnashing on the players fingers like an enraged tomato-beast cacodemon.
No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they're in heat do not honk back even if it'd be *really * funny.
And if they're randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.
Maybe that's the wiggly motion you have to with your arm to get it through la manche.