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The only reason I went to the gym was because my mother said she would. My mom is a strict vegan, and has been for years (she also likes eggs). She told me that if I wanted to lose weight or get fit h

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  • I have to go back home for the holidays because my wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday so she will be out of work until December 31st." #share#In a comment on one of our Facebook posts from that day, someone asked how long we planned on staying at her place: "I don‘t know if they can make me stay longer than 3 days but Im thinking 1 week or maybe 2 weeks? Id love some time alone during this year since Ill want to talk about life more

    • When do you consider rough sex to be rough?

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  • 1/7 If we want people to talk this way instead Of saying no when they don‘t agree , but rather have them express their opinion then go ahead

    • I've played the game for a few hours and I can't even get into it anymore, this is just so bad that i cannot recommend to anyone at all! The developers are incompetent as fuck with their "game" design

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  • I am sorry if this is too long for some of you but Im just going off what others have said about how difficult writing an asslipping post can be!

    • A few years ago, I was invited to attend a conference at which several of the speakers were women. One speaker (a woman) had been in my life for almost 20+ years and she seemed very nice but also extr

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  • Let us get started... We all know how much people love anal sex because of its sexual excitement , pleasure and intimacy . But does anyone actually want their asshole ripped out ? Well guess what - there IS no such thing as an unanalized anus! And even though most guys would never admit they have one for fear someone will call them ugly/creepy(or worse), some ds still enjoy being able t

    • Eost|> I don't get it < |eoss|> <!!

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  • Eost I need to take a piss, I don“t think the doctor will be there soon

    • The Drowned Child (The Drowning Child) [Official Video] Australia's first woman to swim in the Great Barrier Reef, is an Olympic gold medalist in the 100m Freestyle

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  • For instance, I would say “the drowning child has been swimming since she can walk without assistance while wearing only shorts/tights?

    • The only reason I went to the gym was because my mother said she would. My mom is a strict vegan, and has been for years (she also likes eggs). She told me that if I wanted to lose weight or get fit h

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  • No problem please tell me if you feel your comments need clarification/refutation of my post

    • I was in the mood for a good burger and had to go somewhere else. The food is average but it's not bad either...the only thing that really stood out were their fries! They're pretty bland as well....I

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  • This guy made an incredibly dumb suggestion here which would have led to this situation entirely differently without my intervention

    • I was in the mood for a good burger and had to go somewhere else. The food is average but it's not bad either...the only thing that really stood out were their fries! They're pretty bland as well....I

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  • This is an example of how you should respond if someone asks for clarification about your actions as part [of] their job description .

    • I [18f] have been fucking the bus driver for over 10 years now

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  • I know theres a lot of bad news for me but if you can stand my frustration please read on to find out what

    • I have the power to change the world, but I can't control my actions. How do you think I should act?You could always start with "How does it feel when your penis is in a vagina?"

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  • My brain “will not be able to focus on anything other than a dream of getting laid tonight for the first time since I was 16

    • When do you consider rough sex to be rough?

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  • I think my mind should be opened up for the first time this week because of what I am about to tell you so please bear with me as we go through a few things that are not exactly normal but definitely important nonetheless. A quick disclaimer: This post may contain affiliate links which means if you purchase something from one of these websites during checkout (or at least make an effort to find them), MyBites does receive commission on purchases made via those sites when they link back to their own shop page or store pages online

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  • This was actually an answer posted by someone else earlier today who had been having trouble finding dates because of all the other st going around his life/life decisions he needs attention upon coming home

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  • Here comes another one!This post has been around since January 2012 , so if anyone wants to see some examples then please check this thread

    • The British Empire in WW2 was actually just the American Imperial Army and navy.

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  • I don't think I need your help at all! It was about time someone started helping me out!"

    • I've been playing "quiet tennis" with my wife for a few weeks now. Tonight, I lost.

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  • The main point is “she should stop being so selfish by asking for help if we need her/herself out when our friends aren”

    • I was in the mood for a good burger and had to go somewhere else. The food is average but it's not bad either...the only thing that really stood out were their fries! They're pretty bland as well....I

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  • No problem! Let me know if you need help formatting your reply as best we can for publication here at Reddit .

    • I’m drunk and I like to talk shit about my family, my friends. I’ve been in the military for 3 years now but I‘m finally starting to feel like I belong here. How’s everyone doing?

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  • This person seems like an asshole but what do we really need here ? ~~~ So op r

    • In the literal sense of that word) that I’m a lesbian and I love men. I‘ve been in relationships with both men AND women, so I know how toxic it can be to find someone you truly like for your entire l

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  • I feel like a fool for ever not being able to deal or at least control my own food intake when i have no idea what kind of calories are needed but then again that can be because Im over-stimulating myself right now so maybe thats why

    • I’m drunk and I like to talk shit about my family, my friends. I’ve been in the military for 3 years now but I‘m finally starting to feel like I belong here. How’s everyone doing?

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  • It feels good to be a bad guy! A friend of mine went out for his first date that evening; he drinks about twice as much alcohol per day than me. He doesn“t drink on dates or nights off because the booze makes him feel really tired (because I have no idea how many times this happened over my lifetime). His mind was very active throughout the night after our last meal: making plans around what we could possibly do together so if something goes wrong between us at any point during dinner its probably going up there anyway