swab148 @ swab148 @startrek.website

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I can't buy it in America.

I am poor.

Taste the rainbow 🥺

The best time to start playing No Man's Sky was yesterday. The second best time would be today.

That's what I call my penis

Sabre, you mean.

My online consciousness will 100% be wearing 1337 h4x0r sunglasses

If we're building a thing, I don't think Krampus would be as limited, but his punishment wouldn't be as dire.

I'm good with secrets.

Fake: basically VPNs with more steps

Gay: behind

I think we're discussing the limitations of a fictional being. In the context of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", I'm not sure his powers apply to the internet, being that "He sees you when you're sleeping...", but he only "... knows when you're awake." So if my incorporeal consciousness was uploaded to the internet, do you think I could spoof my online status to green, so that I'd be untraceable to Santa?

Yeah, thanks everyone, you're very helpful! I guess I just need to learn this new UI lol

Or maybe part of his elf crew includes an elite hacking division, and he's essentially in every government network.

What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?

Please do not the puffin

I'm in Texas. I've been cashier in multiple roles, between my entry-level stuff and sometimes having to fill in. I don't know about the laws elsewhere. Every payment system I've ever used had a way that you could split payment, and usually if it was a debit card of any sort, it would just take whatever was left in the account and you'd have a remaining balance, payable any other way. That said, if anyone is ever thinking about getting me a gift card, I just tell them to give me the cash equivalent, it's more useful than cards.

Or you, when people tell you that you look like you.

It'll blow over eventually, but beehaw has defederated a lot of instances until there are better moderation tools built in to Lemmy itself. Once those are implemented, beehaw will probably refederate with most stuff again.

Vaporeon is better off not knowing.

I don't understand this reference, but I'd like to. Could someone please explain?

"Now I have little pieces of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips!"