Universal Monk @ UniversalMonk @sh.itjust.works

Notorious Lemmy outlaw. Writer of stuff like **Booty Sweat Jesus and the Ho

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I was on reddit and got banned from a sub solely based on my username. LMAO

So bring on the redditors. Cuz that place is a toxic shithole!

Right? lol I wished I would have been able to browse stuff while I worked before I retired! lol

Oh wow, stuff is gonna get real interesting, really quick!

Glad you understand.

have fun being out of touch

But I'm not out of touch. I'm not shocked or saddened by what is happening. :)

have fun being out of touch babe

Trump won. Lemmy cried and had no idea how it could have happened. I'm not out of touch. I saw him rising in the polls.

Heck I got banned for posting articles of him rising in the polls before the election.

And now here we are. He fucking one. Doesn't seem like I'm the one out of touch.

Babe.

what is essentially a waste of time.

Waste of time to you. But I enjoy it. And I'm retired. So I have plenty of time. It amuses me. People play pokemon go and video games for far longer than I am on Lemmy. Isn't that considered a waste of time as well?

The only person I have to answer to about Lemmy is my gf. She's not a fan. So I only post when she's not here.

The people that get 80k aren’t the ones responsible for the fact that most make less than that.

But they are the ones that bitch about stupid shit like pronouns, push against things like third parties, prop up the democrat party which is NOT looking out for them, and they are also the ones that try to ban/remove people who don't worship the duopoly.

They're the ones bitching about people missing pronouns, or because someone doesn't know every letter of the LGBT movement. They're the ones that mock people for voting to reduce the price of eggs. Yeah, the voters who did that didn't quite know what they were doing, but you all fucking made fun of them.

You all STILL make fun of them. All over Lemmy I see "Yo, are your eggs cheaper yet?" and "Wow, look at all the people shocked that leopards are eating their faces" and shit like that.

The democrats openly mocking, and being out of touch with the common person, etc is WHY YOU FUCKING LOST to Trump. Of all fucking people you lost to fucking Trump!

So I'm thinking, ok, now the democrats can look at themselves, realize their mistake, maybe change things up. Nope! Still making fun of people. Bringing up eggs and shit.

And fucking talking about Luigi.

Here's a hint: the average person doesn't give two fucks about Luigi. There will be no revolution. The will not be massive protests that "eat the rich."

You guys are a bunch of self-centered, spoiled rich brats who decide to take the holier-than-thou stance just because you say you hate rich people.

Again, YOU ARE THE FUCKING RICH PEOPLE!!

The average person who voted for Trump makes $20K a year, is slightly embarrassed that they couldn't afford college, and feel nervous around pricks like you all that make fun of them for not being as smart as you.

And yes, $80K a year is fucking rich. Most live on less. You are not fighting for those people. You are actually fighting against people richer than yourselves.

Now when I say "you" I mean generally Lemmy's and Dems, not you specifically. Tho I can still tell you are well off and you make more than the average person.

But hey, you all hate billionaires, so that's something right?

No. Instead of fighting against billionaires, fight for people making minimum wage. You're not going to stop the billionaires. Ever. Understand? EVER.

But you can help the average person every fucking day.

Sooo glad I voted socialist party. I want to see the Democrats burn down and have to start from scratch. You get what you deserve.

Before the election, I got attacked, called russian spy, and banned all because I dared to stay I was gonna vote socialist. Seems funny now that more and more of you all are starting to hate on Democrats, but yeah, that shit got me banned before November.

Go look me up on .world. Check my username (username: Universal Monk. Display name: Socialist Mormon Satanist) there, and look at my posts and comments. The proof is still there. Why the fuck would I ever vote for anyone you all vote for? lol

Rant over. :)

I understand how fucking edgy social justice warriors on Lemmy work. They think they are "struggling" to get by on $80K a year (for many, it's the first job they've ever had), not realizing that most people don't make that much.

Being that out of touch with the common American, is EXACTLY why the democrats lost the election. You guys have no fucking clue. Most people would kill to have a fucking job that paid $80K a year and allowed you to work from home.

You guys bitch about eating the rich. Guess what? YOU are the rich, when it comes to most of us.

I never made $80K a year in my life. Not even close to that much. And I'm retired with a paid-off house and no debt. lol

I've also been reporting Lemmy users and posts that do do this kind of shit.

Advocating violence because you're a fucking edgy social justice warrior who thinks everyone should eat the rich (even tho you're likely making more money than the average US worker anyway!) is total bullshit.

And that also means saying stupid shit like, "When are we gonna Luigi him?" You guys are fucking losers. I take screenshots.

FBI tipline is: https://tips.fbi.gov/home

The FBI definitely knows about Lemmy. I realize that many instances on Lemmy are not US-based, but some are, and many of the users are. I report those users.

And it does work. Because I've used that site, left my name and number, and I have gotten callbacks the next day from my local FBI office.

I've also been reporting Lemmy users and posts that do do this kind of shit.

Advocating violence because you're a fucking edgy social justice warrior who thinks everyone should eat the rich (even tho you're likely making more money than the average US worker anyway!) is total bullshit.

And that also means saying stupid shit like, "When are we gonna Luigi him?" You guys are fucking losers. I take screenshots.

FBI tipline is: https://tips.fbi.gov/home

The FBI definitely knows about Lemmy. I realize that many instances on Lemmy are not US-based, but some are, and many of the users are. I report those users.

And it does work. Because I've used that site, left my name and number, and I have gotten callbacks the next day from my local FBI office.

your behavior suggests you’re trying to change SOMEONE’S mind

Nope. I couldn't care less if minds are changed or not. I post what I find interesting. If others like it; cool. If others don't like it; cool.

half of my brain really hopes you never change

Oh don't worry. I won't change at all.

It's Lemmy. Do you honestly think people on Lemmy post here to be taken seriously!?

Do YOU post on here to be taken seriously!?

Does anyone!? It's fucking Lemmy, not a news org.

How am I confusing?

And as for how I appear to others; what makes you think I care about that?

I mean, if I were a troll, obviously I don't care if people like me or not, right?

Wouldn't I just jump in on appearing to agree w lemmy group think if I wanted people to like me?

And wouldn't I just say that I like and voted for Trump, if I wanted people to hate me?

Just because you seem confused, doesn't mean that I'm confusing.

Thanks, friend!!

but egg on my face for thinking you’d be introspective at all.

What the fuck took you so long to realize that?!

it’s honestly really funny to watch this whole jester act

And gratulon, amiko! You're getting very, very close to the truth. You sarcasm shouldn't be sarcastic there. And also, what the fuck took you so long to realize that?

Think about it. Look at what's in my profile. I really am a Socialist. I really am a Satanist. And voted that way. Do ya honestly think I'm a Trump supporter? Feel free to read up on my replies to people if you are bored enough to. I promise you, you're smart enough to figure it out.

But shhhh, don't tell anyone. It'd ruin their desire to have blind rage when I post something. It's all about those downvotes, baaaabbbyyy! I gotta be a slay queen!

Thanks, friend!

Just getting started. How about you?

You gonna answer my question or not?

distributed nature of the system

Not a flaw, but a feature.

In fact, that's the principle of the fediverse: no one person or group controls everything, thus they cannot control the narrative.

Thanks, friend!

Yaaassss!

The actual link is: https://lemmy-mormonsatan-u23030.vm.elestio.app/

I am a Mormon Satanist after all. So it does seem to add up.

Oh and the fact that when ya go there, I made my instance screenname, "Universal Monk." So not like I was hiding or anything.

Thanks, friend!

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal!