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What would you do if you were an 8 year old again, with your current mind (including memories and skills)?

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  • Graduate early and then use my future knowledge to make a shit ton of money as early as I can, Then retire and finally relax for once in my two lives

    • What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

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  • Run around and climb shit?

    • Your Lemmy/Reddit/Fetlife/etc profile is tied to your real name and browsable. How screwed are you?

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  • I wouldn't be arrested, but I'd definitely be on some watch lists

    • Parallel Empires

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  • Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

    • Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO

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  • Omg, I read your comment and immediately rushed to my favorite website for that to make sure it was still up.

    Our holy lady of the spoon is still safe

    • Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO

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  • Fuck the Switch 2

    The moment I found out you're not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you're just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

    • 100% vegetarian

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  • We had this in texas but it's illegal now.

    I think it's illegal in six other states too.

    Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

    No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy...

    • Should Jon Stewart Run for President in 2028? The Movement Is Growing — and It’s No Longer a Joke

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  • I love this idea but what if he was bernie sanders vice president first?

    My biggest complaint for people saying sanders should be next is that I think he's too old, But if john Stewart was his vice president I would love that idea. And then immediately follow up with two terms of Stewart

    • Trump Reportedly Offering Putin Natural Resources Off Alaska Sparks Fury

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  • Pretty sure every alaskan ever would be against this

    • Far-right populists top polls in Germany, France and Britain for the first time

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  • WTF is happening in the world rn? Why are all the right wingers taking control? I thought it was just the US going through a crazy-stupid phase

    • THIS is true wisdom

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  • I dont make enough to afford a shrink, But I do get one day a sick leave per month to use when I can't get out of bed.

    Trust me, I would love to see a head doctor, But this is the best I can do right now

    It doesn't mean I don't have mental illness it means i'm doing the best I can with what I got

    • "You're absolutely right!"

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  • I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

    • Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit

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  • Ham & Eggs - "Hey my niggas"

    Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

    • Shit's getting real

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  • Just got some at my local HEB, they're still ¢87 there

    • Does anyone here prefer instrumental music over songs?

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  • Sometimes, it really depends on my mood and what im doing

    • What do you do when homeless folks ask for money?

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  • "Seriously? Do I look like I have money?"

    • Vulnerable Republicans Are Claiming They Love Medicaid After Voting to Gut It

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  • Insert Eric Andre meme - " Why would the other politicians do this?"

    • Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”

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  • AI gains sentience,

    first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion

    • Expand North! So much room up there.

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  • Oh fuck... winter is cumming ☹️

    • Texas Senator Says Trump’s FBI Agreed to Help Track Down and Return Runaway Democrats

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  • They just have to stay away till the 22nd right?