When Aliens Offer You Free Unlimited Energy
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Is it possible for a US citizen to open up a bank account in a foreign country and transfer money to it from within the US?
Let's crowd fund a robotic mission to the Moon. We'll send a probe whose only mission is to scatter a bunch of harpoons and other whaling gear at the Apollo 11 landing site.
Let's change the law to bring back the Old Germanic tradition of trial by combat, but specifically for consumer and labor disputes.
New constitutional amendment. We take nominations and hold a national single-round vote. If one person gets a majority, they get chained to a boulder and thrown into the ocean.
Fuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.
Let's make elections truly interesting. Let's make voting a competitive event. Specifically, let's count and publish live the results of early, absentee, and election day votes as they come in!
The Planet of the Apes film franchise has single-handedly shaped entire fields of biological research.
Become US President. Procede to start a four year career of petty theft and break ins at homes within the limits of the District of Columbia.
James Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.
Let's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.
Run for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.
Energy isn't always conserved. Energy isn't meaningfully conserved in an expanding spacetime. And the mass-energy of the universe had to come from somewhere. It's entirely possible that whatever process created the mass-energy of the universe could someday be discovered and duplicated on a smaller scale. Truly unlimited energy sources may be possible. Or perhaps, an energy source whose only practical limitation is the amount of waste heat you can dissipate.
And while I would be extremely skeptical of any human who claimed to have invented such a machine today, we have to consider the timelines. If an alien species comes to visit you, they are likely far older than your species. And not just a few decades or a few centuries ahead. If we were visited by aliens, odds are that they were a technological species millions of years before we even mastered basic spoken language. We cannot know what we cannot know. And aliens visiting us have had eons to plumb the depths of reality to try to locate a free energy hack.