“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks”
“Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a “Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid” Character”
“Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance”
“Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday”
