Lied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.
I farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.
I smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.
I had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept together
