Why did the snowman look through the carrots?
Why don't koalas count as bears?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Why did the shoe go to school?
Why was the soccer field always wet?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was the broom late for work?
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Why did the bird get a ticket?
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
What do you call a dog magician?
Why don’t calculators make good friends?
How did the barber win the race?
Why did the chef quit?
Why was the equal sign so humble?
