Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Why was the music teacher always so good with keys?
Two muffins are in an oven, "It's hot in here, don't you think?" One asks to the other.....
What did one hat say to the other?
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the bicycle collapse?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
Why can't you play poker in the jungle?
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Why was the math book unhappy?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Why do elephants never use computers?
Why did the barber win an award?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
