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A reporter and a photographer for Univision Chicago had a camera, two bags containing equipment and a personal backpack stolen. No injuries were reported.

Of all the spacecraft in all the orbits around the world, it slams into mine

A Georgia man is facing a felony charge after he was accused of stealing a full wooden porch from his neighbor.

Pak ‘n’ Save’s Savey Meal-bot cheerfully created unappealing recipes when customers experimented with non-grocery household items

Hangzhou zoo insists animals are real after video of one standing on hind legs triggers online speculation

Several clients also dropped him as an agent following the incident.

Professor Lo Chung-mau, the territory's health minister, said someone who lit up in a restaurant would be unlikely to "hit back" if everyone stared at them.

A cruise line has apologized to its passengers after one of their ships arrived in the middle of a whale hunt where dozens of the animals were being slaughtered.

Can the blockchain contain The Flash? Yes.

The limited-time burger is available until Aug. 20

"Other platforms cannot replace it," said a senior member of the Taliban in a tweet, explaining that Meta is "intolerant."

“I love you,” MGK assured the fan after the punch.

Gov. Tony Evers vetoes a '20' and the hyphen to make a school funding increase last until 2425

Mark Zuckerberg has been approached by the Italian government about fighting Elon Musk at Rome's Colosseum.

If you’re a single person making $70,000 in Los Angeles, you are considered low income. If you make $80,000 in Orange County, you’re also in that category The California Department of H…

The internet has wholly debunked claims over the so-called 'first product of the quantum processing algorithm.'