Rough Roman Memes

The Lost Legion myth is probably not significantly true, but it is fun, and that's what counts

Veni. Vidi.

Velites, Signifers, and Nero intensify

Only one in ten will get this

Remember that even the greatest men do not always become great in their youth

Lo-fi beats to slay barbarians to

Romans: "Thanks for telling us about this god, he's our's now"

Britain was not the... wealthiest of Roman conquests

SPACE Romans you say? I'm listening...

It's a temptation we must resist... all history is amazing

Good plan Minucius, I'm sure this won't lead to you almost losing the half of the army you command

IMPERIVM SINE FINE

BARK ANTONY

They MUST. BE. PUNISHED!

[sobs]

Teutoberg reviews

Ahead of their time

They won't stop saying 'bar bar bar'!

Chibi Roman troop categories

"KYS" - Cato to Cato

Roman hard choice template

Nature abhors a cheapskate (woods start speaking Celtic)

The ancient city of Rome... in LEGO

What a tragedy! Our hearts weep for these gold-bearing barbarians...

Only one way to get liberty and peace, Gauls :)

PREPARE TO BE CIVILIZED

IVSTVM BELLVM

Oh Jupiter oh fuck oh Jupiter oh fuck

"You're dead to me"

WE STAN THE QUEEN OF BITHNYIA IN THIS HOUSE

Pervert!

MORE WALLS

jk I'm a Punic-grade coward, I never tried it

The Christian Church when Julian tries to ensure religious freedom:

[desire to serve a quarter of a century intensifies]

Wisdom of a peace-loving Emperor

"My only weakness is that I'm TOO stubborn. Like, I will not stop even if 20% of my male population is killed in battle"

Good Emperors Pride!

"Yes! We're all the sole and unique successor to the Empire of old!"

This is bullshit! What were the devs thinking?!