Unlimited screen time creates generation of kids who sound like they went to an international school in Singapore

The South Betoota Polytechnic Academy of Phonetics And Speech Study has today dropped a bombshell new report.

Built off the back of nearly a decade’s worth of clinical trials and studies, the new research has revealed there is an entire generation of kids who sound like they went to an international school.

“Yes, we’ve found nearly 74% of children between the age of 4-10 all sound like they went to school at international school, or have lived in multiple countries,” said Hugh Speakman, the lead researcher.

“The remaining others either have those weird home school accents or are multi-lingual.”

“Many of them sound like a kid who’s learnt how to speak using some weird Microsoft Sam technology.” [...]