Another record broken! Trump is the only president to simulate sucking a penis at a large public gathering
Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
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I need this as a video clip for reasons
It's worse than I imagined, thank you.
Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn't supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.
I want to see a single Fox News article about this. Surely we'll see the signature pearl-clutching from the conservatives.
It's almost as bad as provolone on a cheesesteak.
Another example of real life stranger than fiction.
There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.
Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.
"Dream big again"
Gollum! Ggghollum!