2y ago

Uno reverse 🔁

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I'm sorry, but due to cultural norms the name Twitter is rooted deep within our modern language.
[PERSUASION] Maybe a free little blue check will do the trick
Or what?
[INTIMIDATION] drop your daughter's dead name and I'll drop your site's.
- [THE DARK URGE] Imagine feeding Elon to a large flightless bird.
  
  Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn't put up much of a fight himself.
  Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however.
  Elon: You're looking at me funny. Is there something you need?
  [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires.
  [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in.
  Can I see your wares?
  No, nothing. I was just lost in thought.
  
  You know you've played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines.
  
  And you know you've also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too...
  
  Dee Reynolds?
  
  I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree
  
  I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act.
- *roll a nat 20
  "Get fucked, shitbird. I didn't buy your bullshit even when people thought you were techno Jesus."
- 5 [ELON FANATIC] I agree, my liege. Do you need help convincing others?
  
  I'd delete my save if I hit this option, just to be sure.

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