2y ago

Uno reverse 🔁

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I'm gonna call it Twitter even harder now.
- i'm going to stop calling it twitter when twitter.com redirects to x.com, and not the other way around
  at that point i would stop talking about it, because X is just too stupid
  
  His obsession with the letter X is like that middle school kid who used to talk about how many girlfriends he got and how good he is at being a bad ass...
  Basically, he's a less likeable version of Zane from Hypnospace Outlaw.
- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you want him to fail, help him destroy Twitter’s brand.
  Call it X.
  I has worse brand recognition, terrible brand loyalty, and if only highlights that the product has changed for the worse.
  
  my little bit is to say "what's twitter?" (sigh, alright then... X) "...what's X?"
- TWITTER
- Yeah, I ve got such a hard twitter right now
- Call it Xitter. Pronounced like “shitter”.

The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.
- So when you win the Powerball you'll have to be a masochist to fuck?
  
  I mean...im already a masochist when i fuck so...I...I really don't know how we got here to be perfectly honest.
  
  If I win the Powerball I'll be able to afford a good Dom.
  Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can't get their way but I'm a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?
  
  Nah just donate to charity until you're well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.

I'm sorry, but due to cultural norms the name Twitter is rooted deep within our modern language.
[PERSUASION] Maybe a free little blue check will do the trick
Or what?
[INTIMIDATION] drop your daughter's dead name and I'll drop your site's.
- [THE DARK URGE] Imagine feeding Elon to a large flightless bird.
  
  Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn't put up much of a fight himself.
  Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however.
  Elon: You're looking at me funny. Is there something you need?
  [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires.
  [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in.
  Can I see your wares?
  No, nothing. I was just lost in thought.
  
  Dee Reynolds?
  
  I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree
  
  I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act.
- *roll a nat 20
  "Get fucked, shitbird. I didn't buy your bullshit even when people thought you were techno Jesus."
- 5 [ELON FANATIC] I agree, my liege. Do you need help convincing others?
  
  I'd delete my save if I hit this option, just to be sure.

The problem is, is that if you engage with anyone outside of the internet, they have no fucking idea what you're talking about when you call it "X".
It's so fucking stupid of a name. Even worse than Facebook changing to Meta.
You can ask people to call it "X" all day, every day, but you can't just change the name of your brand/product to a single letter, that people use every day for other things, and expect it to work out for you.
- Facebook the product is still Facebook. The only name that changed was that of the company that owns Facebook, which makes sense as that holding company also runs other products like Instagram.
  Google made a similar move in 2015 when it created Alphabet to hold the non Google parts of Google.
  In both cases the renaming was on the coorporate side. They made no effort to loose the old trademark, and continue to operate under it today.
  The only high profile case that comes to mind that is simmilar to Twitter is when Comcast rebranded itself as Xfinity in 2010. In that case, it worked because: A) Comcasts reputation was way worse than Twitters and B) people don't have that much of an option anyway. In the otherhand, the rebranding failed in the sense that everyone still knows them as Comcast.
  
  I honestly thought Comcast just bought xfinity at some point. Also fuck xfinity
  
  Largely true but as a small aside, Google is still a company (within Alphabet). Alphabet is purely a corporate structure, and all branding still has Google on it. Whereas Facebook is now only a product, Meta is the company brand with its own logo and products named directly after it (like Meta Quest).
- In defense of Zuckerberg -- and there's something I never thought I'd say -- they changed the name of the company so that they could introduce new brands. They were not dumb enough to rebrand the successful products. It's just now Facebook by Meta.
  
  Oculus quest, though I guess it wasn't actually a success
- That was totally his idea, the idea of a fucking imbecile, I bet he fired the entire PR and marketing departments, because he thinks he knows better.
  
  An imbecile narcissist. He probably thought he could literally take over the mindshare of "x". Megalomania seems like his brand, though, so no surprises there.

When I go to x.com I end up on twitter.com
So Elon says it's 𝕏 but my browser still says it's Twitter
- Wonder how much money he blew on that domain only to not even make it the canonical one.
  
  He probably can't change it without breaking something lol
  
  Since he tried to name PayPal X also, I'm assuming he's has it forever. Like Bezos and relentless.com.
- Funnier yet, when you go to https://𝕏.com you also end up on x.com which redirects to twitter.com.
- That's funny, when I do it I end up on nitter.net

I'm so tired of these woke CEOs and their snowflake whining over misgendering their companies. There's the name that a company is assigned at birth, and I'll be damned if I'm going to change the way I've always called them (for my whole life and ALL of god-fearing Christian history) because some liberal snowflake CEO one-day wakes up and simply declares, "twitter is now X" ffs.
The facts of the ~~birth~~ incorporation certificate, DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS little pissant mUsK... GET OVER IT!
/s since satire is dead.
- Mr. Pibb, Dr. Robotnik, Sierra Mist, I'm not using your woke "Pibb Extra, Dr. Eggman, Starry" nonsense!
  
  Oh, that's what that was about? I honestly just assumed Starry was some crap knock-off that the restaurant just happened to have that day. Not really sure what the motive would be or why they'd expect the reaction to rebranding a nearly 20yr old product would be any other assumption. I'm going to disagree with them. They should be glad I'm not calling them Sprite.
- Ugh, it hurts that there are losers out there who say this shit unironically.
- “The Chaser” is a satire site. You’re getting really angry over something that never happened.

Image Transcription:
X post by user The Chaser @chaser reading: 'Stop calling it Twitter' says guy who deadnames his own child. Underneath is a photo of Elon Musk's face with a barely visible Tesla logo in the background and the link to the article at chaser.com.au
[I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜]
- Good human.
  
  Thank you, fellow human! 🤖
- I think you may have misspelled tweet /s
- Does Lemmy support alt text? I don't remember seeing the option.
  
  People usually put it in the post description below the image, from what I've seen.

Legend says if you say Twitter 13 times inside of a Tesla at 4:20am, Elon Musk will appear inside the car
- More likely that the autopilot kicks in, locks the doors, and drives into a lake.
  
  That’s going to happen anyway when he enables The Code, he just has to wait for enough people to buy them to save the climate he’s actively helping destroy with rockets, then he gets all them tree hugger no good hippies in one go!
  /foil hat
- Probably just disables your car
- And if you say Twitter 69 times inside of a Tesla models S3XY at sharp 4:20am, Elon Musk will cum inside the car

X is a fucking stupid name
- No, X is a letter. But it doesn't matter what you call a shitty product, it's still a shitty product. I'll also keep calling it twitter.
- More Fun In The New World was great though.

Sure Elon, I can provide this service to you for just $8/month. It's great value honestly, I have expenses to continue to run my life and just $8 will happily contribute towards that.
- Double that and you can rest assured that the X I will pronounce will be verified to have come out of my own mouth. Not someone else's, mine.
- I'm bad at math, but Elon Musk is worth $229 billion dollars, which I think is enough to give every person on Earth $8 a month for a while.
  
  If you call 3 months "a while"

lol so funny this guy thinks we're just gonna stop calling it Twitter
- Can I call it "Twatter" instead? It seems way more fitting.
  
  Xitter with the 'x' pronounced as 'sh'.
- “The Chaser” is a satire site. This never happened.

No. I'm exercising my Musk-given right of ultimate free speech and will continue calling it Twitter, just because I feel like it. Musk would be proud of me standing up against censorship. Oh wait..

... And all of this could have been avoided if he just renamed it "Twitter by X", so make Twitter part of the X super-app that he wanted to build.

I could call it that but then nobody would know what the fuck I'm talking about. Maybe at least pick a name that's unique?

... hold on this mf has TEN kids
which... one? we're not talking about Grime's baby are we?
- Je named one of them like a fucking password!
  
  And it wouldn't even be a strong password
- I believe she has two with Elon and (last time I checked which was awhile back) dating Chelsea Manning.

Yep. One of many reasons I'm not catering to the whims of a billionaire and calling it what he wants it to be called. It's going to continue to be Twitter as far as I'm concerned.

Damn, I've been doing it wrong! I thought X was pronounced TEN.
#twitter sucks.
- It could be "Xitter" Pronounced "Shitter" and the hashtag is now a fashtag.
  Copied from elsewhere...I am not original.
  
  Good ideas are meant to be spread.

“I saw this tweet on ten today”
- ~~tweet~~
  X'cretion
  
  Thank you, from now on that's what I'm calling it: X-create, x-created, and x-creating all over the Internet.
  
  Xeet. Take it or leave it.
- Was thinking instead of calling them tweets we should start calling them kisses
  
  Don't you try and fix Musk's broken toys! That child needs to learn not to break them in the first place. (though not a bad salvage for x)
  
  I have never twatted on twitter, so I wont kiss on ten either.

No. In fact we should continue to make fun of it. It's stupid. Twitter was a hellsite before Elon. Now it's dying due to his stupid decisions. He's foing the things I used to joke about doing if i owned a website

"i'm so sick of this annoying guy" say people who won't stop thinking or talking about this annoying guy.
- Has someone done a LEAVE ELON ALONE meme yet?
- I think he's a fucking idiot asshole bigot, but it's still fun to watch him make the dumbest decisions ever for attention.

Is this a stock picture of Elon crying?
- Hard to capture in real time since psychopaths don't have feelings, only approximations of human behavior.
  
  Psychopathy is a disability, Elon doesn't have it, and that's a negative stereotype.

TWITLER

So glad i never used twitter. The only elon musk thing i follow is spacex even then i wish he wasn't the ceo of it but he is mr money bags so it is what it is. Anything for space exploration.

What a twat.
- No. What a Xwat!

I’ve been calling it Ex-Twitter, which I think sounds even more insulting
- That's actually funny....

This headline slapppppps

Die in a fire & I'll consider it, #Muskrat.

Ok, I won't. I'll call Xitter.

Dead names? What?
Just glad to see Twitter come to an end
- When a trans person comes out, their dead name is the name they've abandoned in favor of their chosen name. Deadnaming someone is calling them by their old name. When done intentionally, it's considered incredibly rude.
  Musk has a trans child whom he refuses to refer to by their chosen name, and he complains that people refuse to call his company by its new name.
  
  At the risk of getting sued, this is how Elon runs his businesses.
  Shows up late to nearly every meeting, and then will ridicule his management team for wasting his time.
  He'll blow millions of dollars on an incredibly stupid idea that doesn't work and every expert in the room advised him against and then he'll turn around and fire managers for not saving pennies on a part.
  He constantly lies to investors, customers and government agencies by promising things he knows he cannot deliver and then will fire managers for not setting achievable goals.
  Fuck this piece of shit. He deserves everything that's coming to him.
- Deadnaming is when you intentionally call a trans person by their birth name rather than the name they chose when they transitioned. Musk has a trans daughter who has disowned him. You can imagine what kind of a a father he must have been for her to have disowned the world's richest man.
  
  no that's exactly the kind of guy i imagine he is
- Musk's oldest (?) child is trans, he refuses to respect her identity
- Calling a trans person who has chosen a new name in accordance with their actual gender (instead of the one they were assigned at birth) by their birth name is called deadnaming and if done deliberately is really hurtful and disrespectful.

Have the abandoned the Twitter trademark and domain?

Whatcha gonna do about it, pussy boi?

We'll all be calling it X-twitter after Elgoober manages to kill it.
- 15 years as Twitter, followed by a maybe 2 year death spiral named as X. History will call it just Twitter, the thing named X is already almost a different service.

Idiot

Always deadname transphobes, it's always morally correct.

I will call it Twitter or Shitter. Your call.

Ah love the Chaser

twitter twitter twitter cis

I just pronounce the new name as “ks” since that’s the sound which the letter X generally makes and it irritates sycophants. Also, if the site URL still has Twitter as its base then it’s still an acceptable name
- eks
  aeks
  aichs
  ex-twitter
- "ecks" : lame , boring, predictable
  "ks" : spicy, pedantic, taunting
  "key" : transcendent, enlightened, the true way

Fight me and i will

Rudy Giuliani is only other person who’s character arc perfectly matches Melon’s. Melon speed ran the whole arc though

Link to the article.

X is a letter, not a word. A word requires two letters. I wonder if you can call it a symbol 😝
- While I like dunking on Elon, the words 'a' and 'I' exist.
  
  On any company?
- The platform formerly known as Twitter.
  
  TPFKAT, just like Prince.
- What about "I", "a" they are letters and words

His face looks kinda russian. Also the red, blurred, tesla icon in the background gives off a communist vibe.
- That's a terrible insult to Russian communists.
  
  I'm sorry, Russian communists

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