Avocado
Avocado
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Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I'd eat more avocado if that was true.
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We’re trying to promote hygiene here
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Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.
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not as chewy, either.
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what a day to have eyes
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This is gold. Thank you.
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It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
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Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
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They need them for guacamole. Can't have game night without snacks, after all.
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Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
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It smells like piss so I don't imagine you're right.
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maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
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Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
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Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
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I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
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Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.
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Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
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Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
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