Defenders of oatmeal

Dude, you enjoy plain oat meal. I ain't getting in a fight with someone like that. That's like picking a fight with Popeye because he eats plain spinach.

Oats, water, pinch of salt. Maybe its cause I was raised protestant but the day should start as miserable as it will go on.

I could never get into steel cut, but this is how I eat rolled oats. But its gotta be Quaker Original or Bobs or something. Instant oats suck ass.

And I like whole oat groats even better. Discrete grains not unlike cooking rice. Groats and steel cut oats are such an improvement on texture. Guess there's a little trade-off in cooking time, but it really doesn't take that long. I'll make a little pot and have it for a week.