BOOKS WITH WIZZERDS CRANKIN OUT BOMBASS SPELLS ENCHANT ME

HELL YEAH, BROTHER! NEW BOOKS, OLD BOOKS, ALL BOOKS!

E-READERS ARE FOR THE WEAK; GET YOUR BODY SWOLE LUGGING FIVE 20-POUND HARDBACKS AROUND, WHILE GETTING YOUR MIND SWOLE TURNING THOSE PAGES!

P.S. - SISTERS AND OTHERS ALSO INCLUDED IN DAT “HELL YEAH”; THE PACK DOESN’T DISCRIMINATE, MF’ERS!

AROOOOOOO ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE SMELL OF GASOLINEEEEE

AMEN TO THAT MFER. AROOOOO!