Just an average American raccoon
Just an average American raccoon
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By their second year, every American raccoon has fired at least three guns.
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Yeah I'm sorry America, but if the Racoon's take up arms, y'all are screwed.
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The tide of the opossum/raccoon war turned when the opossums started making tanks.
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It's not named that because they're against each other, it's named that because they're united against us
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Nobody talks about the consequences of failing attempts to kill raccoons. Instead live trap them so you can interrogate them about their leader
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They've become sentient
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My dog just watched me pull a raccoon out of my fireplace, now he just keeps looking at me. I can only imagine what he thinks just happened.