Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.
68It's about to be 2pm here and I'm laughing hard so it's not just you and not just the late hour 🤣
7I've been giggling at this since I saw this in the morning. I'm trying to fall asleep now and I'm still here
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We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
35Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we've elected to expand our popular 'Bees in my desk!' policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!
19Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
8Hwhat's this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
8But resistance is fu...n? :-P
5Hey there team members!
I hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day weekend. Now that you’re back in the office, I’m sure some you are picking up on the new “buzz” around town. I bet some of you can’t even “bee-lieve” it!
Yasss queen, using some of our pizza party budget, we’ve installed all natural honey dispensers into everybody’s desk! But remember to “beehive” yourself and not take too much, so as to not upset our flying friends (Darrell, we’re all wishing you a speedy recovery!).
Anyway, that’s enough “droning” on from me.
Bee seeing you! -hr
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You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
29That Oprah meme has evolved huh
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... COVERED IN BEES!"
19Does this fetish have a name? Just so I can explicitely avoid it.
10oviposition
6Not (to my knowledge) a fetish , just an Eddie Izzard line from the aptly named stand up special Glorious 😁
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Why would you want to stop her? Don't you want the bee crisis to be resolved?
14Big if true
12Large if fa.. Wait this isn't reddit.
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Does she have dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark bees fly out?
10Smithers, release the hounds.
6Release the robotic Richard Simmons.
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Ugh I read "orifice" instead of "office" at first.
9Is that a dealbreaker?
8I wouldn't wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it's not it should be.
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Does she work at Applebees?
8Only if the bees are strictly proprietary and designed to stop working after a few years.
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Permanently Deleted
8Not the Bees!
8Mandatory bees nutz
7Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3
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2I feel we have made a terrible mistake!
1Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
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She can put bees in my office wink wink
6We have top men working on it. Top. Men.
But yeah we probably can't stop her.
5Are they the ones in charge of the British clothing chain?
1No, but their weapon is strong against Shadow Man (kinda useless in every other situation, though.)
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Pickle status update: buoyant
4Thank you
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RTO is getting weird
3I think it's an offer
2Cackles in Oprah
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