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Eight Bear Rule

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Aren't bears 2/2s? Wouldn't 8 beats be a 16/16

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- The power function of bears is non-linear due to infighting
  
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  That's not even limited to bears, the power scaling for MtG cards in general is logarithmic. The most famous example being the fact that Emrakul, the plane-eating eldrich god and most powerful card ever printed, can be defeated by 15 1/1 squirrels.
  
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- Grizzly Bears is a 2/2 that depicts 2 bears. Implying each bear is 1/1 on its own.
  
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  Ah, the og bear was before my time.
  
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- Summoning an 8/8 creature for a 2 cost is really good too
  
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  Really good is bit of an understatement i would say.
  
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  Fine I'll take four in my Bear tribal deck
  
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- I think this card could work with something like "Whenever Eight Fucking Bears is dealt damage, place that many -1/-1 counters on it." Maybe make it cost 2F instead of 1F.
  
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  I don't mean to tell u how to live your life, but standard representation for green mana is "G"
  
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Are those the bible bears?

II Kings 2:23-24

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Bearnice was more then mildly displeased to discover she was the only female bear to be in attendance at the orgy.

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- Quality flavour text
  
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- Dream
  
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The title would have been clearer like "Eight bears fucking" ... otherwise why use bears of the fucking variety in the first place ...

(This is sarcasm & a stupid comment, I know, I won't be here all week)

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Inscryption brought it back, ya love to see it.

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Barber shop octet

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