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Friend makes a company named say "Morgan defence ltd" and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.
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Company checks our your story. Friend's company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.
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Job
242ReplyYou can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for
96Reply"But you are an English major"
48Reply"And you're trying to get a job at an arby's?"
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Fraud (y)
-1ReplyIt's not fraud. Singing is normal.
4ReplyHow is it fraud? No lies are told, not even implied. It would just be the company making assumptions.
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Wait is his chest censored
125ReplyI'm also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong
88ReplyI don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔
36ReplySomething was clearly wrong with this picture.
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No. Just rendered by a PS1
31ReplyMakes sense
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It kinda looks like there was text someone removed
15ReplyCan't have those man nipples.
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Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?
99ReplyIs he even male anymore? I thought that was more like a dead sex to him since he was AMAB but is now a god.
8ReplyBiologically and functionally speaking, he's whatever and everything. Practically speaking, he chooses to have a dick and look like a big muscular man that looks nothing like his previous form (so its even more deliberate), so it seems the only thing that survived his ascention was his gender identity.
23ReplySomeone never read the comic book
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I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.
77ReplyI was a senior project manager at Twitter
36ReplyWhat's a Twitter grandpa?
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52ReplyYou’re a strange man Marx, but you steam a good ham
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Shouldn't his answer be "Yes. I signed an NDA."?
32ReplyYes, no, I don't know. Could you repeat the question?
30ReplyWould you please be the boss of me now?
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Also, shouldn't they mention that in the resume?
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Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you're not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.
31ReplyEven if you don't mention who you signed it with? There's quite a bit difference between saying "I've signed NDA" and "I've signed NDA with company (name)"
19ReplyI mean, who else other than your last employer would it be with?
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Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable
9ReplyThis is really fucking terrible advice.
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Where, US?
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I just tell them I was in and out of rehab.
22ReplyPower move
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Isn't it normally part of an NDA to not being able to admit you signed one.
18ReplyNot normally, that wouldn't make much sense. It's easier to just say you signed an NDA and anyone with sense knows you're not allowed to talk about the work.
54ReplyIt's about Disclosure not Admittance. That would be a NAA.
When asked your say: NAA...
22ReplyUnless you're Bruce Wayne, in which case when asked you might say NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA....
I'll see myself out.
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Depends
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"Yes, but then I'll have to kill you"
13ReplyFunny but, just bad advice. Employers will just with someone who has no NDA.
0ReplyEmployers will just with someone?!? Is there anything that can the situation?
6ReplySorry, I meant they will just hire some else than deal with anyone saying they have an NDA.
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