"Cow tipping" and "uncooked rice killing birds" have got to be the two biggest and most successful trolls of all time.
39I raised a small handful of cows for a bit growing up. Tipping them over never crossed my mind because they're huge, heavy and strong. You would have to use a tractor or other machinery and that's just animal abuse at that point.
5Hah, TIL
4I don't know if it was the same thing, but I grew up hearing that if you mix your drool/saliva before brushing with rice and feed it to chickens, they would die.
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For those who have tipped, you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Per Baby Jesus®, to err is human to forgive is bovine. And either way cows aren't exactly smart by vertebrate standards.
27Oh cool because tipping cows is very rude yes yes yes yes I am stupid
12What does it say on the counter? "Stolen by lighter something"?
11Stolen by:
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14The lighter side of farming?
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No cream for me please.
7I recently came to learn that there are tons and tons of people who do not think cow tipping is real or possible. Having grown up in Dairyland: It's real, it's possible and it's kinda funny being able to so easily knock over something so large.
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Why do people just lie on the internet?
10Gotta keep the meme alive :)
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Okay, but on the other hand, my group if friends tried to tip a cow. It didn't budge.
8The myth is that they are sleeping.
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I've lived in the city my entire life so I've never seen a cow in person, how do you go about tipping the cow and why is it an issue?
5Which city? Calcutta?
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I can't believe it took me until reading your comment to get the joke
4Bullshit.
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