In which I try, and fail, to be evil: Rascal News
In which I try, and fail, to be evil: Rascal News

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In which I try, and fail, to be evil

The game begins with the gentle rock of a ship, the sound of water lapping against the hull, and the smell of salt in the air. In a haze, Contestant #73 opens her eyes. Her face is smeared with old makeup, her outfit replaced with a tacky red jumpsuit, and her mind filled with half memories of a lif