1y ago

Joe sniffing hair tho

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Edit: Video of the moment in OP's post during Portsmouth, NH 2016 rally
The GIF is from Trump's 2016 Green Bay, WI rally @ 43:20
Save these videos, people. They'll be handy gotchas from here until November.
- Wtf, he went for a mouth kiss!?
  
  Why are you surprised? He bragged about barging into the changing rooms at child pagents.
  
  Same immediate thought as well. The fuck?
  
  Ugh he's so fucking gross
  
  I mean my grandmother did too. It was gross when she did it, but not surprising. Old people are frickin weird.

I would rather deeply french kiss Joe Biden than receive those sticky disgusting Trump lips on my cheek. FTR, I'm not a teen girl, nor even a girl, nor even gay. But I'll suck Joe Biden tongue all day long before Trump puts his lips anywhere on my body.
What's the context anyhow? Looks recent but surprised I haven't heard about it.
- Ok but...he's gotta wear the aviators.
  
  https://www.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732
  
  Aviators stay on during the Sloppy Joe.
  
  Danger zone, Jack!
  
  But then you'd miss the red burning eyes
- With choices like these it’s no wonder why people are choosing to be single nowadays
  
  You can always ~~vote~~ date third party. How's a kiss from Bernie sound?
- When Trump kisses you, there is an orange mark from the fat around his mouth. The actual lip area has no color.
  
  Like a bowl of menudo gone rancid.

Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events? Is that part of the secret sauce to becoming president?
- Recently, or historically?
  I don't think you're going to like the historical answer.
  
  Historical answers please! I probably will like to know them but will most likely be equally disgusted.
  
  The choices currently available to us.
- Dude, they can't even get Ron DeSantis to display human emotion, I don't know if the skin suit is too tight or what, but it's never happened.
- Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?
  ... so every politician from back in my day? Half the shit they did was kiss babies and give hugs and kisses to people like suit wearing germ monkeys.
  I'm pretty sure they still do it too but nobody cares enough to post about it unless they have an agenda lol.
  You'd think being a faux-billionaire russian asset election tampering felon and convicted grab her by the pussy rapist would have more of an impact over politicians doing old shit like kissing babies for cameras would matter more.
  
  Maybe we should get rid of all the politicians from back in your day and start electing younger ones that understand how creepy that shit is and also understand modern shit well enough to legislate on it.
  
  Who's talking about kissing babies? Talking about young teen girls.
- Are there even any other politicians with this trend of getting uncomfortably close with young girls at press events?
  Matt Gaetz enters the chat
- Politicians kissing babies is a stereotype for a reason.
  
  Why is everyone bringing up kissing babies?

Where's his other (tiny) hand at?

Ew wtf is this?

Everybody Sucks Here.
We deserve the freedom to vote for who best represents us, secure in the knowledge that our vote will still be cast against those we don't want in office if our top pick didn't win.
Consider watching a video on First Past the Post voting to understand why the spoiler effect exists.
- Idk why people are down voting you; you're not advocating for voting 3rd party but rather for moving towards a system where we can do so safely.
  
  Down votes are prob mostly from starting with "Everybody Sucks Here"
  
  It's probably the people who don't give a shit about FPTP but want you to vote 3rd party anyway, for...reasons...definitely not to harm Biden's chances of winning the election because they're foreign agents, not those reasons, other, unspecified, reasons
- One party in particular is stifling attempts to change FPTP. So step one is to remove them from office.
- Is this different than ranked choice voting?

Imagine seeing this and thinking "yes, because Donald Trump and Joe Biden do the same thing, Donald Trump is worse" instead of recognizing how fucked we are if either of them wins
- The post isn't saying Trump is worse. Trump is worse, but this isn't why.
- Yeah, it seems like either one will be a walking nightmare. This may be the first election I write in Donald Duck or something.

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