Stuff I never thought I’d say Sunday

Don't put your finger in that part of the dog.

Don't call the non-emergency line when you have a parent with a spare key.

I shouldn't need to ask you to put it in the dishwasher every time you use a fork.

Why is there a pile of dirty socks on the stairs?

I should be able to use my own couch/ sink/ toilet/ counter without having a fight about it.

Until you're out of the house, it doesn't matter whether you're 18 or not, I still expect you to not do anything illegal.

Oh come on, get out of the fridge

As in, “please don’t put your toe in your nose”

no, dont put your finger in there - we have 2 girls

No, we don't put barrel connectors into our mouths, especially not if they are electrified.