2 mo. ago • 96%

USA USA USA...

ugh.

62 comments

Horrifying. Yet they managed to get the little hands right.

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- And the neck waddle. Blank stare as well.
  
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You Americans are screwed at a unimaginable level

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- "All men are created equal"
  
  IS SLAVE STATE
  
  Always have been
  
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- SOS
  
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What a shit tattoo

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- Think about what tattoo artist would say yes to doing this.
  
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  It's a home job
  
  They did pretty good considering. Faces are hard and there's a lot of straight lines.
  
  Subject is shit
  
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- Man, like 20 years ago i went to a concert, i didn't really know the band and i especially didn't know that they pull a lot of neonazis. I have never seen so many adolf hitler just full chest or back tattoos. The second worst part was that they were really well done. Like i always wish that these tattoos at least look fucking shit.
  
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  What band?
  
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- It's basically prison<Nazi<bikers in terms of tattoo quality hierarchy. You can only get worse if you do it with ink from a biro and whatever sharp object they managed to stash.
  
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- He captured the double chin perfectly. A perfect double chin.
  
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  I tried to get chatGPT to write how good double chins are in the the style of trump, but it came out way to coherent. I guess even "ai" isn't as stupid as him.
  
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Lol homie couldn't afford color?

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- it's especially odd when you can clearly tell from the broad back and lats with no rolls that he puts efforts into his appearance
  
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  He clearly wants nothing to do with anything colored.
  
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- This is single needle prison or backyard ink. No respectable tattoo artist would do this and it wouldn't look so faded. I have full sleeves and like the art form. But this ain't it.
  
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- The tattoo is obviously shitty for a dozen reasons, but do you seriously think it's done? It looks pretty clear that this is just the outline and it will be colored later. You don't get a full back tattoo in one sitting.
  
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  I promise you this is not a sketch my partner is a tattoo artist
  
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  You don't hang around enough white trash. That tattoos 110% complete
  
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- Can’t defile the tattoo with coloreds
  
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This motherfucker will turn around and straight faced call you a cuck. Life is truly absurd.

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That Trump is giving Leatherface vibes

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- Well, yeah, but what about the tattoo?
  
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- The moment I realize leatherface dresses better than I do.
  
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- I thought of elden ring's godskin noble tho, same energy.
  
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God it’s like Stan from American Dad’s chin and geriatric obesity collided in a pub toilet. One of the few photos you hope is AI.

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I've watched enough Supernatural to know a demon possessed corpse when I see one.

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This is what we need to be protecting the children against.

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funny enough Hitler would probably think that this guy is too dumb to be in his elite by invitation only Aryans club

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- "In the real First Reich you'd be the first to go"
  
  Jello Biafra
  
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Did the artist give up in the word empire at first and start over?

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- That kerning...
  
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- Heh, "artist."
  
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- Doesn't matter, that guy will never see his back anyway.
  
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  No, but I’m sure his buddies will when they bend him over in the shower.
  
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Ah yes the "master" race. Now pray to his melting, tiny-handed, little tin god.

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That don't look like a prison. I'm guessing that is the skill cap of an artist that will actually do the tat.

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- I'm actually somewhat baffled. The tattoo is awful, obviously, but it's at least shaded and recognizable. Not the worst it could have been. BUT. Those fucking block letters are atrocious. I genuinely could have made them look just as bad and I have less than no artistic talent.
  
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  Recognizable? Jabba the trump?
  
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Employment prospects drop to zero

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- Not quite zero. There's always Republican politician.
  
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  D'oh! How could I forget that one?
  
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Yikes, that's a jump scare in the form of a person. At least the little, impotent hands are accurately depicted.

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It must be a fashionable Klan rally; it's drawing the finest people.

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Why is it a tattoo of Jimmy Carter?

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I like this. Being able to identify these troglodytes at first glance is nice.

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- We should encourage it on faces so we can tell even quicker.
  
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- Notice he was too much of a pussy to where it on his sleeve, had to cover it with a shirt like a little bitch.
  
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  Now his lover can admire it while they're making love.
  
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Just imagine the tattoo when he gets older ... wolfskin Trump.

(When you're old the impressing sailing ship tattoo on your chest will only be a folding boat)

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Surprised the tattoo artist managed to get around all that backne

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They captured his face so well

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Trump is the best specimen. And all the inbreds who vote for him also. Above anyone else.

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New tattoo artist immediately

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Well he is of german descent.

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- Because being a fascist is a genetic thing?
  
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  Of course not. I'm just making dumb jokes. Although it is noticeable how many not so virtuous leaders the german culture has raised. Then again, he was raised in the USA, so it's probably their own fault.
  
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