41Incoming heart attack
39I was also thinking about a heart attack.
3
A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
27I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I've passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
19Yeah, that's it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It's good to wonder such things, "Wait a second...am I a big fucking part of the problem?"
2
We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri
2
You spilled your jpg compression all over it.
25ded
18First thought: gonna need a nap.
Second thought: gonna need blood thinners
17
15First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.
Second thing: burger
15Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later
4
coranary artery disease
13Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."
13Too much bread in that case 😂
2This is a knife and fork burger if I've ever seen one
1
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
11Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I'm a fucking python.
4A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
3Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site
2
On my period, I could eat this easily
11Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?
11
9What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me
7First time I've ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn
1
"Eat like you have free healthcare"
9But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!
4
Put your dick in it.
9Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
10
I need you inside me.
8Tums
8Ach, my arteries!
7Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.
6It's tastier than cyanide.
5
They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.
6Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷
... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀
5Cholesterol
5Chloesterol amirite
2
If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal
5I know a really serious bodybuilder who swears by his twice a week recovery meal. 2 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, large coke, chocolate sundae and a protein shake.
100% of his daily fat, salt, carbs and a massive sugar spike smashed down within 15 minutes of rubber legging his way out of the gym.
2That would just ruin it.
1
I could eat.
5America 🇺🇸
5I fucking desire it
5heart attack
4Tummy hurt
4I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
4Ew
4Needs ketchup and onion rings
4The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.
4My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.
Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.
4If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.
3In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!
3diarrhea
3Disgusting.
One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?
3Ew
3Would
3That's a lot of death.
3Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.
3One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.
3Hamburger music starts playing
Good jaaaaab good jaaaaaab
3Heartburn.
3D Trumps head
2
It ain't even good. Not worth it -1/10 would not recommend.
3M__M___M_______________________________
2I see the embodiment of a group of people that "like" freedom.
2Needs bacon and a fried egg.
2Donald Trump
2Finally, a decent amount of food
2Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?
https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/
2indigestion
2Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).
Also it's hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.
What Im saying is I'll only order one.
2Heart palpitations
1ECG
1First: Yuck
Second: How would I eat that? No.
1That would definitely give me hiccups
1This video
1you should give a trigger warning when you link gore
1
Nothing came to mind but my hand sympathetically grasped at my heart the moment I saw it. If I had pearls, they'd be clutched!
1this song: https://youtu.be/AByfaYcOm4A
1A painful death
1Diarrhea
1Hulk Smash!
1There should be two more buns so that there’s three double cheeseburgers.
1The pain that would come after eating that followed by a fantastic nap
1Left Main recoils in fright
1Where are the spices?
1First thing? Looks like shit for fat loser Americans and I hope the person who eats this has an immediate coronary
0I know I could do it, but I also know that that burger is going to sit in my stomach like a 10 lb fucking weight for the next 5 days.
No fucking way would I eat that
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