What's the most hilarious or ridiculous Wi-Fi network name you've ever seen or created?

I once saw a network that was named "that's what she ssid"

• It Hurts When IP
• Lord Of The Pings
• WAN King
• You’re My WiFi Now Dave

Bill Wi the Science Fi

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It crashed some devices when they scan for WiFi networks (both Linux's network-manager and a Canon Printer at least)

When I was in college I lived in a off campus student housing area and they had the the most passive aggressive wifi names.

"WeHearUJackOff"

"StillHearUCryingWithShowerOn"

"WhoCooksOnionsAt4AM"

"PleaseTakeAShower"

"UrDogGotTheShitsAgain"

It wasn't just one wifi. It was like three SSID's all arguing to each other. They began responding to each other by changing their names also lol.

• Panic at the Cisco

I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it's a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for "boudin with rice" everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the "ancillary network names" shit like, "Boudin with rice," and "Mild crawfish with ketchup," and "Campbell's New England Gumbo" and a ton of other culinary "bastardizations" of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I'd hear a "... Boudin corn dog--OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!"

Tell my WiFi love her

Had a neighbor that was a stripper, these were the three I remember her using.

You Make Me Net

Bits and Tits

Hot WiFi In Your Area

When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection "Virus Distribution Centre"

We Can Hear You Having Sex

We didn't rent an apartment in that building after noticing that one. I figure the walls must be thin.

TellmyWIFIloveher

Mine is "Pretty Fly For a WiFi"

Just around the time of the 2016 election my elderly neighbor was a Trumper. He asked for some help with his WiFi and I told him that I would fix if it I could name it. He didn’t really know what that meant but I got it working and to this day his WiFi broadcast is “Hillary2016”. I think he’s still pissed but no longer my neighbor although I do smile when I drive past the old place. If his children still spoke to him I’m sure they could help change it.

pretty fly for a wifi

When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it "GirlsGoneWireless"

Martin Router King

ItHertzWhenIP

The Promised LAN Not The FBI

Wu Tang LAN

I come from a LAN down under

Wu Tang LAN

Pfizer BioNTech chip ultra 5G has been the name of mobile hotspot for more than a year now, and to say the least, I am very pleased.

“There is no network, only Zuul.” -my current

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One of mine is called “download virus” to stop my neighbours accidentally trying to connect.

Mine are The Promised LAN and The LAN of Confusion.

Pretty Fly For A WIFI

a few of my faves are:

titanic syncing

silence of the lans

fbi surveillance prius

Yell PENIS For Password

Sir, I see your wifi name is "Cuck Fomcast".

I was on skype with a friend many years back, and he had technical support from said company on speakerphone. When the rep calmly said that I had to walk out of the room for a bit.

"not so secure"

near a wifi with the name "Secure"

FBI Van #5

The LanBeforeTime

I used to call my mobile hotspot virus.exe to prevent strangers trying to connect. Do the same with bluetooth devices that broadcast (like my tv). Neighbors stopped trying to connect after it was called virus.exe

Human wireless network

Pfizer-nCoV19-5G-user_63547

FreE KAnDy

My phone's hotspot is called Interpol mobile agent

Not a name but the guest pw is thereisnopassword

Martin Router King

Mine used to be "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"

My home one is Chipolte Guest, there are no chipoltes within 10 miles. My travel router is Starbucks Guest for when I stay in hotels. I wonder how many people try to connect to it lol.

mRNA-Impfchip_BP7543-69420PB_5G

My standard-network is „Coruscant“, my guest-network „Obi-WLAN-Kenobi“.

Department 13

In cyrrillic.

There was an “FBI Van” in the apartment van and I thought going with the KGB assassination team would be amusing.

Unfortunately, nobody got it.

"It hurts when IP"

"I can hear you having sex"

localhost

Not a wifi network, but a hotspot. COVID19 Chip 1939. I live with a lot of Magat types

I've seen a lot of "Free Wifi" networks that are open to the public with bad encryption. Most likely set up by people who want to spy on where people go and steal their cookies.

Tell my wifi love her.

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It was all emoji. No text, which interestingly, can be done, just not with the extended emoji characters.

When I worked at Beats Music the office Wi-Fi was “Bits by Dre”.

Network virus test

I love mine I haven't changed it in years lol

drop it like it's hot spot

Dunder Mifflin, this is WAN.

Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi

"Wu Tang Lan" some business near my old grocery store.

The Ping of the North

Nacho Cheese Nacho WiFi

"Silence of the LANs" is a personal favourite.

I did your wifi

My phone Hotspot is set to "How big is Liam Neesons cock". It is fun to see people chuckle when I turn it on.

I like the SSID “Unknown Device”

Underage Panty Party. Always wonder which neighboring apartment that was coming from.

Not seen in the wild, but saw a screenshot of someone who'd named theirs Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi.

skynet - as a tribute to the OG Terminator movies

Router? I hardly knew her!

Also Router66

"Martin Router King"

untrusted_network

"Eagles Wear Jorts in America!"

Ben Dover's

Mobile hotspot: ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

Home WiFi: WingardiumWiFiosa

Live long and paws purr is my current

rePeaterGriffin

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My friends password is "Iwantinternet" , name is "I love small children" don't ask me why.

These works better in Spanish Said "man we are in a funeral" Password "dontaskmethat"

NSA/prism

Best ones I’ve heard of were 3 named: FBI Surveillance Van #1

FBI Surveillance Van #2

FBI Surveillance Van #4

This entire video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI

linksys

"Hot Singles"

Steve.

Uncle Touchy's Pizza Basement

TheUnderpantsGnomesAreComing I saw when traveling in some parking lot

A while back I saw a reddit post featuring the name "WiFireNation".

Winternet is coming

Princess Doughtnut (she's a character from Dungeon Crawler Karl books)

My Hotspot is named NoMaleware

Lesbian Beacon

FreePorn. Wasn't very creative since it was kind of on the spot. Found a resident with an unsecured Linksys router, so I secured it for them. This was almost 20 years ago so you rarely see them open like that these days.

MiskatonicUniversityAnnexWest

Fuck you Darla

I remember, in my student flat, my computer gave me this long list of default Wi-Fi names, like u2e98zmq9qzh and whatnot. And in the midst of this random generated nonsense, shone one legible name upon my face: “Clarence sucks dick”

I still wonder if Clarence actually did suck dick, and why this person would name their Wi-Fi that either way.

One that come mind was 3guys on Wi-Fi Also I not cop Wi-Fi

BatmanesDelMercosur (YouTube)

mine is In Vino Veritas

Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi

One of my neighbors has the SSID set to "Judge Nudie's Court", which, y'know, maybe I'm okay with not knowing why.

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