What's the most hilarious or ridiculous Wi-Fi network name you've ever seen or created?
What's the most hilarious or ridiculous Wi-Fi network name you've ever seen or created?
What's the most hilarious or ridiculous Wi-Fi network name you've ever seen or created?
I once saw a network that was named "that's what she ssid"
As a Star Wars nerd, I've always liked Obi-WAN Kenobi and LANdo Calrissian.
It Herz when IP has always been my fav
8 hz WAN IP
Bill Wi the Science Fi
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It crashed some devices when they scan for WiFi networks (both Linux's network-manager and a Canon Printer at least)
I've used a similar one before.
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Well, NetMan is an abhorrent piece of shit anyway. It's so bad, I'm sure Lennart wrote parts.
When I was in college I lived in a off campus student housing area and they had the the most passive aggressive wifi names.
"WeHearUJackOff"
"StillHearUCryingWithShowerOn"
"WhoCooksOnionsAt4AM"
"PleaseTakeAShower"
"UrDogGotTheShitsAgain"
It wasn't just one wifi. It was like three SSID's all arguing to each other. They began responding to each other by changing their names also lol.
That would frustrate me lol having to reconnect everytime it changes
everytime
Not actually a word.
I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it's a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for "boudin with rice" everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the "ancillary network names" shit like, "Boudin with rice," and "Mild crawfish with ketchup," and "Campbell's New England Gumbo" and a ton of other culinary "bastardizations" of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I'd hear a "... Boudin corn dog--OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!"
Campbell's New England Gumbo is hilarious
Tell my WiFi love her
Tell my WiFi have another WiFi
Had a neighbor that was a stripper, these were the three I remember her using.
You Make Me Net
Bits and Tits
Hot WiFi In Your Area
Bits and Tits
Classic
When I lived in vegas some neighbor had one called Cum in the Hot Tub
I assumed stripper.
When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection "Virus Distribution Centre"
There's one in my building called ]Tower-COVID19[/invisible]
The dangling right bracket at the beginning makes it so much funnier to me. It's like someone fucked up some sort of SSID markup language and gave away the conspiracy.
There's one near me with a split SSID called, VM2.4ghz
and VM5ghz-not5g
I'm pretty sure it's my elderly neighbors, and I am pretty sure their kids got sick of explaining that five gigahertz and 5G are not the same thing, and neither cause covid.
I had 5G-Covid-Transmission-Tower or something close to that.
We Can Hear You Having Sex
We didn't rent an apartment in that building after noticing that one. I figure the walls must be thin.
Maybe that was the play, drive everyone out of the building so they can have sex in peace.
Which piece?
Or they were just messing with people. Assuming some who do have sex would read it and think it's about the.
I've also seen, "We can hear you arguing"
TellmyWIFIloveher
That's my wifi name.
Mine is "Pretty Fly For a WiFi"
Just around the time of the 2016 election my elderly neighbor was a Trumper. He asked for some help with his WiFi and I told him that I would fix if it I could name it. He didn’t really know what that meant but I got it working and to this day his WiFi broadcast is “Hillary2016”. I think he’s still pissed but no longer my neighbor although I do smile when I drive past the old place. If his children still spoke to him I’m sure they could help change it.
pretty fly for a wifi
Everyone and their grandmother must use this one for how often I’ve heard it.
It's new to me!
It's been our home wifi name since it was somewhat original. I just can't be bothered changing it.
When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it "GirlsGoneWireless"
Martin Router King
Mine used to be Martin Router Ping.
ItHertzWhenIP
Wu Tang LAN
The Promised LAN Not The FBI
Pfizer BioNTech chip ultra 5G has been the name of mobile hotspot for more than a year now, and to say the least, I am very pleased.
I've been mostly content myself with a simple CovidAntenna
I come from a LAN down under
Wu Tang LAN
Cache rules everything around me...
Hmm, are you my neighbour?
Maybe, business though, not residential
“There is no network, only Zuul.” -my current
Bathroom cam 2
One of mine is called “download virus” to stop my neighbours accidentally trying to connect.
Mine are The Promised LAN and The LAN of Confusion.
a few of my faves are:
titanic syncing
silence of the lans
fbi surveillance prius
Pretty Fly For A WIFI
Are you my neighbour? 👀
Yell PENIS For Password
Sir, I see your wifi name is "Cuck Fomcast".
I was on skype with a friend many years back, and he had technical support from said company on speakerphone. When the rep calmly said that I had to walk out of the room for a bit.
"not so secure"
near a wifi with the name "Secure"
FBI Van #5
My phone's hotspot is called Interpol mobile agent
I used to call my mobile hotspot virus.exe to prevent strangers trying to connect. Do the same with bluetooth devices that broadcast (like my tv). Neighbors stopped trying to connect after it was called virus.exe
My first wifi network post-college was “viruses_and_goat_porn”.
It still didn’t stop free loaders….but in their defense, there were no viruses. 👀🐐
Aren't you supposed to set a password on your mobile hotspot so strangers dont connect?
Martin Router King
The LanBeforeTime
Human wireless network
Pfizer-nCoV19-5G-user_63547
FreE KAnDy
Not a name but the guest pw is thereisnopassword
If it's not too long thereisnopasswordalllowercasenospaces would be funny too.
Mine used to be "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"
My home one is Chipolte Guest, there are no chipoltes within 10 miles. My travel router is Starbucks Guest for when I stay in hotels. I wonder how many people try to connect to it lol.
Did you spell Chipotle wrong intentionally
Funny enough, I do that to irritate one of my friends (inside joke we have) and my phone autocorrects to that spelling now
There are no Chipoltes anywhere, only Chipotles.
mRNA-Impfchip_BP7543-69420PB_5G
My standard-network is „Coruscant“, my guest-network „Obi-WLAN-Kenobi“.
Department 13
In cyrrillic.
There was an “FBI Van” in the apartment van and I thought going with the KGB assassination team would be amusing.
Unfortunately, nobody got it.
localhost
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It was all emoji. No text, which interestingly, can be done, just not with the extended emoji characters.
What are extended emoji characters?
To be brief, what I mean by extended has to do with updated Unicode standards. With newer standards they extend the amount of emoji characters that Unicode is able to interpret.
There are different versions of the unicode standard that covers the keyboard characters that interpret a pictograph emoji and other text. Older installed Unicode standards don’t cover the newer library of emojis available.
When I attempted to do this to my own router there were few emojis that the Unicode on connecting devices could interpret. Cellphones were good at showing the emoji characters, literally any you could think of because they have extended more current version of Unicode standard that has hundreds of emojis. Some devices, oddly, like some Windows OS would not show or interpret all the most current emojis.
There were drawbacks to this: some hardware does not interpret the unicode to emoji and you get a string of nonsense for a wifi ssid; like a roku or chromecast. Makes it difficult to connect to your wifi and sometimes impossible depending on the device.
I've seen a lot of "Free Wifi" networks that are open to the public with bad encryption. Most likely set up by people who want to spy on where people go and steal their cookies.
Mine are: DoesThisRouterHaveASoul EmergencyInductionRouter - guest network
Emergency induction straw. I mean port.
Tell my wifi love her.
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When I worked at Beats Music the office Wi-Fi was “Bits by Dre”.
Not a wifi network, but a hotspot. COVID19 Chip 1939. I live with a lot of Magat types
I love mine I haven't changed it in years lol
drop it like it's hot spot