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Pyongyang Poop Parachute Perambulates to Presidential Palace

m.koreaherald.com NK trash balloon lands on presidential office compound

A trash-carrying balloon sent by North Korea landed on the presidential office compound Wednesday, but nothing dangerous was found, the Presidential Security Service (PSS) said. The PSS said it discovered fallen trash on the grounds of the presidential compound while monitoring the latest batch of b...

New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It's been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

LandedGentry @lemmy.world Poop Parachute Perambulates to Presidential Palace

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I don't want to join a security service, that sounds stressful as fuck – I want my own security service.

Time to start a micronation! Job applications are open

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- Whats the benefits package look like?
  
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  Benefits… package? I hadn't thought of… uh… yeah it's great mate, terrific. Best benefits package ever.
  
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- Traditionally, one starts a pirate radio station first. That's the easy part.
  
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  All I need is an offshore platform, then
  
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