1 mo. ago • 99%

Some say he's still licking to this day

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Learn from the owl, child: if licking three times doesn't get you in, bite.

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Why draw so much cake tho?

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I mean...

Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.

Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?

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- [CRUNCH]
  
  Three.
  
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- TIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
  
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  Well, we don't know for sure until we try
  
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  If you keep them captive with ransom you might
  
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