“I simply fell short of my values”: Lauren Boebert issues apology after being removed from “Beetlejuice” performance
“I simply fell short of my values”: Lauren Boebert issues apology after being removed from “Beetlejuice” performance
The Republican congresswoman said “while none of my actions or words as a private citizen that night were intended to be malicious or meant to cause harm, the reality is they did and I regret that”
The Republican congresswoman said “while none of my actions or words as a private citizen that night were intended to be malicious or meant to cause harm, the reality is they did and I regret that”
What specifically is she apologizing for?
Blowing a giant vape cloud in on someone’s head, smoking in front of a pregnant woman, jacking off a guy in public, dancing in a theater where everyone is sitting, flipping off the ushers, or lying about all of that stuff because she thought it wasn’t on camera?
147How to describe the Boebert video. A sampling
NYT: " touching and carrying on with her date"
POLITICO: "appears to show Boebert and her male companion fondling each other sexually"
NYP: "groped ‘Beetlejuice’ date in heavy-petting session"
GUARDIAN: "eagerly groping each other"
SALON: "fiddling with each other's privates"
76Translation:
The optics of my public sexual act is super bad for my campgain strategy of yelling about the existence of trans people as inherently a public sexual act.
73I guess dude didn't finish... some values!
28Falling short of ones values is only possible if you actually have values. Which she doesn't.
16Maybe her "values" require a happy ending.
13The author misunderstood her actual statement because of her slurring. What she actually said was, "I simply fell short on my vape-juice".
12“…fell short of
hiding my realvalues.”11How does one fall short of nothing?
10Politicians poor behavior is always swept under the rug. We should demand better behavior from all elected officials.
10Where's the porn actress equivalent for her, like Sarah Palin had?
8Jacking a guy off in a theater is just short.
8“Everywhere that I go people are having a hard time buying groceries, affording gas, getting to work, paying for their child care, affording the homes that they live in— or the homes that they would like to live in. We have got to get the spending under control in Washington, D.C.”
What does any of that have to do with tightening spending in Washington DC? How will tightening spending help any of that?
8How can she fall short of something she doesn't have?
8This twat regrets nothing.
8I would assume a republican apologizing is problematic to the party.
7Her values where in that guys pants and people wouldn't even give her a chance to find them.
7Omg americans should have more escorts in their Parliament. #MAGA
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