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dungbeetle @sh.itjust.works

1 yr. ago • 95%

If you had a pet yak, what would you name it?

74 comments

Weird Al Yakovic

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- this is my favorite :)
  
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Sax.

Yakkity Sax.

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- damnit I've never had an original thought
  
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- Well done, you beat me to it.
  
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Sparrow. Aka: Captain Yak Sparrow.

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- Good grief, that's very good.
  
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Can't believe nobody said "Yak Sparrow" yet!

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- Someone did!
  
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- Cappin Yak Spawwow
  
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Michael Yakson

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George.

George Yak.

I would hug him and squeeze him, and name him George.

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Don't Talk Back

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Yakob

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Ka.

Ka Yak.

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- "Kai" would sound closer in pronunciation.
  
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Yakary

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- lol
  
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I'd name it Yakidee and be like

yah thats Yakidee the yak. Don't talk back!

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- I have no unique thoughts.
  
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Kevin

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Yik

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Appa

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- Yip Yip!
  
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Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakkity yak

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Yikidy

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- Losing them would be high risk.
  
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If the yak was a male, I would call him "General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Leonid Brezhnev"

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- And if a female?
  
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  Lucy
  
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As a fan of American Dad - "Yaks Cousteau", "Yakie O", "Yakie Chan" and "Yakety Yak - Don't Talk Back"

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Telly Savalas

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- heh
  
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Probably Harry or some shit like that

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Yak McYakFace

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Steve.

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I think my yak would be named Thunderhoof.

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Yakisoba, or Soba for short

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Sax, because I was exposed to a lot of 1970s British comedy while growing up.

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Yakhoo Serious

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Yak yak

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Steve for sure. Stephen Yakowski the 3rd if we're being formal.

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Kay

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Llama.

Yes, the yak is named Llama.

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Jack the Yak. Obviously.

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Baldy.

Because I cannot resist shaving a good yak.

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Yona. Because Yona is best Yak.

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- I thought you were going to make Hak reference.
  
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  Sorry, but its just a Friendship is Magic reference :)
  
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Yak the lad.

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Silly. As in silly yak.

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Yakima

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Yakovlev

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Yaxacoricofallapatorius?

Yaxacoricofallapatorius.

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Ralph.

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Professor Meatball.

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Dylan, and he would be amazing!

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Emacs.

And I'd shave it every day!

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Sak

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Dave

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Sothbey

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Yancy

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Yakky McYakface

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I thought 'Kay' was too obvious

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Ace

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Don combach

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Michael Yakson

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I wish I had a water buffalo

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Merle

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Alex

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Lex.

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Yak Chirac, obviously.

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As "yak" ando "how" are homonymes in Czech ("jak"), I'd call my jak Jak.

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Zac

Beacuse I have a friend called Zac who we call yak.

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