I am glad this went in this direction. I kinda like a lot of the new slang, and am also chill with being an old loser using them incorrectly, it's part of the evolution of language and I'm glad to play my part.
The game is well, a game that you play the moment you read these rules for the rest of your life. The only objective being to not think of the game. Once you do, you lose and you play again. Basically go as far in life as you can without thinking of the game, good luck!
Aside from the introduction to the principles and rules, I am actually doing fine. Currently thinking of Queen Victoria, who was cool beyond belief, and - according to doctor Who, possibly a bit of a werewolf. Also, raspberry sauce.