If I can find the clip of him saying he f**ked a couch.. Why couldn't a professional?
If I can find the clip of him saying he f**ked a couch.. Why couldn't a professional?
"I did not have sectional relations with that futon" -JD Vance, probably
112quality pun
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JD is a joke but that couch needs to calm down.
100Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that
44You should have seen her at couchella.
18No arms were resting on her, if you know what I mean. Doilies off and everything
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Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
53Bonus if it has a dolphin on it.
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In his postage paid contribution return envelopes.
22How would one go about acquiring such envelopes? Asking for a friend.
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Gyatt damn boy, that couch is thicc
39there's no way this guy makes it all the way to election lol
34At first glance I read that as "erection", and tbf you're probably right either way lmao
On a side note, I'm out of the loop on the origins of the couch fucking gag, and am really not sure I want to look it up lol can anyone give me the gist (unless this meme is it, in which case, did someone set him up for this, or is it really just "horny loser confuses sofa for juicy rear"?)
13JD Vance having wrote in his book that he fucked a couch is misinformation originating from Twitter, but it is also Lemmy's shitpost trend of the month.
What made this one special is that AP retracted a fact check on it since it was published without meeting its guidelines and was trying to debunk the wrong question (It was debunking whether Vance fucked a couch instead of whether he wrote in his book that he did). But that fueled the fire to the stupidly hilarious chain of memes.
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At this rate I'm thinking that applies to Trump as well, he looks ready to quit and run to Russia
6That is what we said in Ohio when he was running for senate.
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I took this meme too seriously
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17Who cares though?
I've fucked some more questionable things around my house.
15That's not a very polite way of speaking about your wife.
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I despise Vance and Trump, the utmost trash of humanity, but this comes from a fake news. I used to see hate from fake news only from Republicans
15I have no problem fake news being weaponized against assholes that do nothing but lie and spread fake news.
0You should have a problem with that. We should all have a problem with that. We don't want this to become a battle of which side can make up more ridiculous claims about the other side.
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I'm confused about all the couch fucking comments.
12It's because of this.
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That is one fuckable looking couch.
9Looks like two pushed together to me, but yeah
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she cute
7i feel like im out of the loop on this one
7Some dude presented JD Vance original biography where he said he fucked a couch, it was then discredited, then more evidence was presented then discredited. But soon JD outes himself for googling Dolphin, women, fuck on Twitter. So dudes into some kinky shit.
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Very supple looking couch.
1it just seems like not a big deal in comparison to everything else happening
ive done way weirder stuff
idk i feel bad making fun about this
-3ive done way weirder stuff
Well now you need to share about the stuff you did that's weirder than fucking a couch with an inside-out latex glove between the cushions.
5sike haha you fell for it
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