What’s your most used line?

I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".

I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!

it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.

"Good news, everyone!" by far.

Shut up baby, I know it.

Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode

I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out

I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.

"Do a flip!"

Well, we’re boned.

I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.

I'm 40% used lines!

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.

Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.

"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"

"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"

And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.

Tell my wife I said... "Hello".

With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:

"-Our universe is DOOMED!

-DOOOOMEEEED!!"

Neat!

Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.

For no raisin.

Bender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!

"Do a flip"

Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.

Here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course

"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"

I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice

"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "

"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

Also

"How delightfully absurd"

I'm a big fan of this one from the new season

"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"

Also

"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"

I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"

Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"

Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.

Death by Snu Snu

Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:

“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”

“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”

J'ACCUSE!

Quae?

“Yuh filty crab!”

Aww, somebody like snouts

Is it me?

When the cat inhales his dinner

Time makes fools of us all.

"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.

“Oh my.” —Farnsworth.

"I've heard worse excuses to drink."

Fry tells leela not to do something ever and it’s ridiculous but I can never remember what he says so my head canon has turned it into ‘don’t apologize for anything, ever’ and I use it all the time.

Good news everyone is the real one though.

I work at a daycare. Every once in a while ill accidentally tell an adult "Do you think that was a good idea?" when they do something stupid, because I say that so many times per day at work

"good news everyone!"

Where?

Right in front of you!

Oh, ohhhh!

If I'm feeling happy and gettin productive I tend to sing "bend it bend it just a little bit, and take it easy hmm hmm hm hm hmm"

I guess since I don't know much more of the song I start humming but I love that song

Good News, everyone!

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

As so many here have said: "Let's go already!" When trying to get the kids out the door.

A close second is "Windmills do not work that way! GOODNIGHT!" When they ask questions that make no sense or when they should be in bed asleep.

Kif, inform the men...(this part i improvise with whater they need to be informed about...like making it with a woman). Also, when asked about what something is maed out of, i usually say "Velour" before answering properly.

When relaying inconvenient news or the need to complete annoying tasks, I like the preface with it "Good news, everyone."

Into the breach meat bags!

I can’t remember when Leela says Oh Lord. Is that when Bender is wooden?

Edit: https://youtu.be/Y5WZuYPix_U?si=2qJyvA3demS4rJfG

“This really Toads the Wet Sproket!”

"_____ DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT."

"I am gonna get you so many lizards!" Whenever my wife has already done a chore/task I was intending to do.

“Dern it.”

It is what it is.

Polish: "Nie wiem, nie znam się, nie orientuję się, zarobiony jestem", shortened to "Nie znam się" English: "I don't know, I don't know (as of knowledge), I don't catch on, I'm busy" (roughly translated)

Sweet zombie Jesus!

I'm in IT: