Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesaaagt!
56ReplyWillst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
10ReplyTreu ihr sein fuer alle Tage
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Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich mit einem industriell angelegten Casting system in die Row Zero bugsiert, um dann in der Pause unter der Bühne mehr oder minder zwangfrei Sex zu haben
50ReplyEcht krass wie wenig Leute international darüber Bescheid wissen in Anbetracht ihrer weltweiten Popularität
8ReplyOch mann. Ich mochte deren Musik echt gern.
3ReplyDie Musik kannst du auch noch mögen. Die Musiker halt nicht
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2ReplyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'm Brazilian and would die there. But I can only go until Du hast mich, the the rest is mumble jumble
47ReplyPretty much everyone would say "du hast", it's so iconic. I think that's the joke? If not, this comic really doesn't stand up to scrutiny.
27ReplyMost Germans probably wouldn't though.
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I can make out gefracht (probably not how it's spelled but that's how it sounds) but nothing past that.
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Could someone please explain the joke?
I don’t know the reference or German.
34ReplyGerman band Rammstein has a famous song named "Du Hast" which starts off the chorus with "du ... du hast ... du hast mich etc. etc.". Du hast is German for "you have".
80ReplyAnd if you're just listening to the song, the lyrics sound like "you... you hate... you hate me... you asked me...", etc. It's a play on words and you're not really supposed to understand if it's hast (have, part of a past tense phrase) or hasst (hate) until the whole sentence is out
54ReplyThank you, I don’t listen to industrial metal so I was never going to get this one.
13ReplyAnd is a homonym of "du haßt" creating the German double entendre of "you have me/you hate me"
8ReplyWhat do I have?
6ReplyAlmost. "Du" does mean "you" but "hasst" means "hate". Not "have".
So basically the guy shouted "you" and the Germans shouted back "you hate".
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Du hast nicht.
19Reply*mich
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Pretty sure it's referencing the song Du Hast by Rammstein https://youtu.be/W3q8Od5qJio?si=KN3Cayzv1uKoXa2w
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Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do hats fit
Do hats fit my frog?
Do hats fit my frog?
Do hats fit my frog?
They do. His name is Zog!
I've been going to the store
How many hats should I buy fooor him?
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
I've been going to the store
How many hats should I buy fooor him?
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!
33Reply10/10. Would buy your parody album.
7ReplyIt absolutely needs accordion.
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As teens, me and my friends initially misheard this as:
Who
Who has
Who has fish?
And later in the song as:
Who has fish from France?
26ReplyGermans do love French fish.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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5ReplyTwo hunters meet. They both die.
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A stammering German might inadvertently vibe up with this song: https://piped.video/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
2ReplyWhat's up with shooting Germans in 1997 or later?
1ReplyDuch. 👻
Duch chwast. 👻☘️
Duch chwast miś. 👻☘️🐻
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