A joke that the Ohio senator once got intimate with a couch has dominated political memes the last two weeks. On Tuesday, the VP hopeful may have inadvertently kept the gag going.
The way this is evolving by the end of the month Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to roll a TV out into the floor of the house and show a video of JD fucking a couch.
Right? Never stopped the right from spouting blatant lies (hello, Obama's birth certificate that Trump catalyzed?). Nice to fight fire with fire for a spell.
Went over about as good as his Diet Mt. Dew joke. Comedy is definitely not his backup job. His best approach would have been early on to dismiss the meme as a dumb joke and move on, but that ship sailed a while ago. Everyone knows it's a joke, but the more he tries to undo it or roll with it now, the worse it gets.
Like Ron DeSantis before him, after seeing JD Vance talk I'm confused why he was hyped up. Seems like they should just not try to make their most awkward speakers the next face of the party.
Are you implying they have an army of clean cut and articulate politicians just waiting for their chance to wow the masses? I'm pretty sure guys like Vance are about the best they can get out of the pool of people willing to put their name on a MAGA ticket.
I’ve had it up to here with people saying JD Vance had sex with a couch. How many times do I have to say there’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch before people stop saying JD Vance had sex with a couch? Liberals must be pretty desperate to make up that JD Vance had sex with a couch. The story that on March 17, 2011 JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after so thoroughly deflowering a KIVIK Sofa Chaise that it had to be removed as a biohazard due to the various fluids in and around it, causing the night manager to not only quit but need intensive therapy is beyond the pale. Who would believe this? There is sworn. court. testimony. that JD Vance has not made bare skin contact with a couch within the past 5 years. That’s a fact. Look it up. The idea that this is because JD Vance cannot contain his overwhelming sexual urges in the presence of soft furniture is reckless conjecture. Calling JD Vance a couchfucker is slander and you need to take it back.
The Left™ will do anything to avoid talking about the real issues in this campaign, like the fact that Kamala Harris laughs sometimes.
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