Republicans want someone younger than Donald Trump as president: new poll
Republicans want someone younger than Donald Trump as president: new poll
Fifty-nine percent of Republican voters would prefer a president under the age of 75, according to a YouGov poll.
More like DonOLD Trump, amiright? Woo!
126This is my first time seeing this. Pretty clever. Childish. Cheap. Petty. Wonderful.
55Random memory recovered!
Back in early 2016, we made the joke "Don Old Rump", who wants that lol
15oh thats goood
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Probably someone less rapey and weird too, hopefully.
97I will now list all of the normal people in the GOP:
84Thanks for that comprehensive list. I appreciate your hard work. I am saving it for historical purposes.
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36You forgot .
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Good luck finding that in current GOP
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Something to remember:
Don't think for one minute that "not-Trump" means "not-Project 2025".
This plan will be on the back burner quietly simmering away until all those who support it are evicted from the RNC.
52Like Harris? She’s younger!
37And according to Trump, she’s still extremely youthful despite having the experience of a 60 year old prosecutor and lawmaker.
He’s even directly endorsed her in the past.
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But just as awful
35But easier to control.
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Dementia Don the racist rapist with 34 felonies that can't complete a coherent sentence is just too old. He needs to drop out. It's pathetic at this point and he's really just embarrassing himself. Sad.
25They prefer it, but he's the nominee, so they'd jump off a bridge to follow him. I like when reporters ask random Trump supporters random questions on the street and they all basically say "well, I hate a dozen things about this guy and don't trust him at all, but there isn't an alternative"
25Dump Trump
19And if the RNC chooses to IGNORE their Constituents then literally NOTHING bad will happen because Republicans will vote for Republicans LITERALLY even if those Republicans are Murdering Their Children!
19This is like kids at a restaurant. 2 kids are getting the things they always get. One kid changes their mind last second. Other kids mocks them about how bad their food is gonna suck, should have gotten old faithful, etc. Turns out the new choice was great, superior in fact. Now the other kid wants to change his choice but it be too late ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
17Mental age checks out.
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What goes around comes around. Repubes never learned the lesson when they relentlessly called Joe Biden old and senile for past 2+ years 🤣
15I mean that can always nominate JD "couch lover" Vance.
14No dolphin will ever vote for him.
5Like I'm going to trust the crooked liberal media.
5People come up to me and ask, "SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?" I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It's disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks.
2That's not fair, even AP had to say there's no way to actually prove he didn't fuck a couch!
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That's true, he is too old and suffering from dementia. They will vote for him anyway since they have neither morals nor integrity.
2Can I get a Riker trombone up in this?
2Here you go! I was asleep for this one.
2Ahhh. That’s the stuff.
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@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world they callin you!
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Sure. But isn't this regression to the mean? If he was 25 they would want someone older. What about wanting someone that can speak in sentences or isn't an abject failure at every facet of life.
1If he was 25 he wouldn't be eligible to run for office.
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Id vote for that Kyle kid. You can always trust a "Kyle".
0Hurr hurr hurr.
What's great is that because of Red MAGA, this would divide the party in such a way that it would never come back together. Blue MAGA got it's faced punched in when the time came, but Red MAGA is much much more in control of their party.
Expect people to write in DJT for decades after the guy is dead and burrired. Once DJT is out of the picture, they are well and truly fucked.
-49Are these blue people in the room with us now?
6I'll bet everyone who knows you dreads your bOtH sIdEs/devil's advocate bullshit and avoids talking politics with you every time they can.
5Expect people to write in DJT for decades after the guy is dead and burrired.
I expect politicians of both parties will call their opponent "another Trump" as an attack and insult for the next 100+ years after Donald Trainwreck is gone
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