People who watched Homestar Runner back in the day: If you have watched any of the sbemails on the website, which sbemail is your favorite of the bunch?
People who watched Homestar Runner back in the day: If you have watched any of the sbemails on the website, which sbemail is your favorite of the bunch?
Guess my favorites..!
"THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!"
"What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a 'Strong ba' in there, but it's getting eaten, by some... Linux or something."
"BACK OFF BABY"
"No way. You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older..."
60And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.
25Techno. My son does too. He throws light switch raves.
Or Crazy Cartoon. Or Japanese Cartoon.
No, no, it's Virus. Tough to understand the jumping off the screen or popup gags these days, though.
22I haven't been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that's all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:
"You are not [name]! You are not even literate!" And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself
17My daughter's 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.
14I often quote light switch rave 😁
13Checkin' my email hopin' it's from a female
12“Hello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”
I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?
11Some of the very first ones were great; Trevor the vampire, and the one that birthed Homsar (possibly the very first one?). Stuck with it for all the classics; lightswitch rave, Trogdor, teen girl squad, 20X6, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes (I still bring up Eh, Steve! to this day).
Eventually they started getting longer and longer and lost a lot of the punchiness and I stopped watching.
I think my favourite is probably Trogdor. The way Strong Mad has just carved 'DAGRON' into the table always makes me chuckle for some reason.
11I little email
Some you and me-mail
Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor
11It is difficult to pick a favorite.
Of course I have a fondness for "Dragon."
"Virus" comes to mind as well as a particularly good showcase of Flash animation. Some of the magic is lost now that Flash is dead and you're probably going to view the cartoon in a video player, but as originally presented they really pulled off some great interface screws like having Homestar pick apart the links at the bottom.
I really miss the Flash era, it felt so much more creative. Hell just having "cartoon or game" as a sliding scale was cool; Homestar Runner cartoons were all at least slightly interactive in ways no one does anymore for lack of a suitable media.
10Techno:
I was never a huge fan of the series, only watched a few animations, but this stuck with me.
10i think this oc is relevant
9"And the dragon comes in the ...NIIIIIIIIIGH"
8"There's a rainbow in my pocket and I think it's starting to melt"
Is a quote from them and I can't remember which? Not i was literally just singing this to myself.
But I really like a lot of them... But if I had to pick one off the top of my head?
TROGDOR or children's book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)
8The intro to #41, Invisibility, has always been a favorite. Don't need this anymore. Don't need THIS anymore 'smacks computer off desk' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7YdvkSJUjM
8The only one I really remember is Trogdor, but in order to keep it in my heart, I am a proud owner of Trogdor!!: The Boardgame
8When he taped on a bunch of fake "fingers" to get people to stop asking "how do you type with boxing gloves on?"
8Senor Cardgage Mortgage
7And… if you are some sort of robot, do you use your powers for good? Or for awesome?
6"Hey Strongbad - check out my creepy pants!"
DELETED / DELORTED
6There's one where someone asks him how to start a metal band(?). Gotta be ugly or else hot glue cornflakes to your face and use words that start with 'DE' like decrepit or decompose. Except maybe...
DENTIST Jugga jigga wugga DELI-STYLE jugga jigga wugga
5- 4
"The Cheat is one handsome fellow!
...
That was definitely an ugly bird."
4Trogdor
4I liked the one where he drank a whole bottle of soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs' concession stand.
4A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned, but I don't see "Caper" yet.
"Thanks for stopping by; thanks for breaking my cow lamp," is still common parlance in our household.
And "The Cheat Is Not Dead" is a classic Strongbad hit.
4Idk if it was an sbemail or not but I love the news report one where strongmad is throwing the cheat up in there air for a helicopter live update
4Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!
4"my mouth tastes like.. emails"
whatever the gd one with stinko man is gold
4How do you choose? I always loved Teen Girl Squad.
3Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.
3Check check, check da emails!!!
2"Spring Cleaning" felt like a turning point to me, in a good way! I feel so fresh, so clean!
"Kid's Book" was absolutely my favorite.
2The one where he talks about hot gluing corn flakes to your face, singing from the bowels of your lungs, and creeping rusty meat in reference to death metal is good.
2What are you? Some kind of tape leg?
2Is there a Homestar Lemmy? I'm missing this in my life.
1The Facts
Fact 2 Garbledina
1All I remember is “Checkin’ da email…”
1Some people are squirrel handed! Gregor is a weird name.
1I am a vampire and—
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