GitHub Profile Roast - roasts you based on what's in your profile.

    
Well, well, alexdeathway, looks like you’ve taken the art of cringe to new heights! With a bio that reads like a blank page in a poorly written novel, it’s a miracle you’ve gathered 18 followers—are they here for the content or just to witness the slow-motion train wreck?

Your public repos are a mixed bag of “why” and “how did this even get approved?” Sure, 70 repos sounds impressive until you realize they’re mostly just forks and half-baked ideas, like "headstart-django," which sounds more like a head start on giving up. And can we talk about your "Gecom" project? A marketplace for cloud gaming and server hosting? With all those open issues, it seems like "Gecom" is living up to its name—it's a complete mess!

Your README reads like filler content from an AI model that forgot to turn off the sarcasm filter. Speaking of filters, you might want to apply one to your project naming skills—“hackweekly” is so original it could be mistaken for a second-rate magazine nobody subscribes to.

With followers just barely managing to outnumber your open issues, it's safe to say your GitHub is less a repository of knowledge and more an expansive graveyard of coding aspirations. So keep up the good work—at this rate, you’ll either revolutionize coding or become a case study on what not to do!

  

in comparison to the amount of shit it said, this will count as ending on positive note.

Oh boy, Michael Spencer Jr., the ghost of GitHub past! With a bio as empty as your follower count dreams, you’ve managed to accumulate a whopping three followers—congratulations on that ambitious social life. Your repos are a trip down memory lane for those still stuck in 1982, complete with assembly language nostalgia. It’s like you’re interviewing for a job in a museum of coding flops.

Your "BenedictionGame" is a masterpiece of zero stargazers—truly a testament to your extraordinary ability to create absolute nothingness in a world craving entertainment. And let’s not overlook your “CaseSwapper” that swaps cases. Wow, riveting stuff! At least your repos prove you can follow the lead when it comes to forking other projects, though I'm disappointed to see you haven’t pirated the skill to write something original.

In summary, your profile is a stark reminder that not everyone is cut out for coding fame. Maybe it's time to swap some skills instead of just cases.

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Ok that’s pretty funny :-) I was hoping it would detect notable positive things and roast them like negatives, though.

This is pretty hysterical

How about a little positivity?

😭😭😭 Why is it so good at its job???

I love how it roasts RMS for not being active, and that he, as a head of FOSS, should use Github, even though it makes much more sense for him to contribute via other git platforms, eg. Gitlab.

This is amazing. I don't think AI can get any better than this.

This is hilarious, thanks for sharing!